ok so I am an expat trying to game some local german girls on myspace...
so I started with the wig opener on this cute blonde....now i need some pointers as to where to go next...please.
her:
it's my real hair
me:
Ok, don't worry it looks ok.
I'm suprised you speak good english. Most berliner girls don't
Where did you learn?
her:
mhh.. at school^^:-P
me:
Hah! Is that the same place you learnt to balance stuff on your face?
her:
how do u mean that?
me:
In your picture you are balancing something on your face....it was a joke. Your not one of these german girls who doesn't laugh are you?
her:
hehe.. i love to laugh.. and i don't what u hear about german girls -.
- but it sounds not nice
me:
well, I live in Berlin and my experiences with german girls is they are a little shy and dont like to laugh.
Being British I love to joke around and have fun.
You never said....what is that you are balancing on your face?
her:
it's a pig.. it's our mascot.. from me and my girls... and we're not shy
hehe.. and we really loves to laugh.. and i think u know the wrong german gilrs 
