I posted this topic last night, however when I woke up it was gone and so were a bunch of my other thread replies so I don't know what happened, maybe server error considering I was getting "redirect loop" for a while for this site.
Anyway I opened this HB9 on facebook using some opener that I liked that I got from this site cited from "The tested facebook method that works" where you poke a girl and wait till she pokes you back, anyway here's the convo:
ME: its not safe to poke strangers! i guess your parents never taught you that =)
HER: lol well u should take ur own advice since u poked me first, i was only being polite..i couldn't leave you hangin =]
ME: well i like to live life on the dangerous side, you looked like trouble so i just had to poke you ;p
HER: i can respect that, so do i..=]
i may look like trouble..but i'm actually pretty nice if i may say so
ME: welll look at that we're both dangerous, you know what, i bet we could make great crime partners, even better than Bonnie and Clyde. you're totally my new best friend =)
HER: haha sounds like a plan...only we'll be better (of course). what will be our first crime? are we starting small & working our way up or just going straight to the big stuff..
ME: we'll have to start small, no one got anywhere by being too cocky , rob a convenience store, some more fun stuff, before we know it, we'll be riding horseback robbing trains full of good stuff. we can't fall in love too hard though, it might mess up our priorities ;p
HER: well, i always wanted to rob an old lady...do you think that could be our first mission? then we'll move up to a 7/11 or something. are we using weapons or just our good looks to get people to hand over the cash lol. love takes some time, we have at least a year before we get too wrapped up in each other..prior to us falling in love we'll just have to deal with sexual tension everytime we look at each other ; ]
ME: an old lady? you ARE dangerous. i like to use weapons but if they're not needed then our good looks should do the trick. i think in the middle of robbing a bank, all that sexual tension and adrenaline, we'd probably end up having sex in the bank vault which would definitely make the robbing process a lot more exciting ;p i think we have to rendezvous and discuss our plans lol, facebook takes longer than 2 old people boink. you have a s/n or something?
HER: haha yes; i never really give it away but i guess you've proved urself funny enough..
*her screenname* =]
After that, I im'ed her like a day later or something, and the convo was sooo dry it wasn't even funny. She would answer everything in one worded replies, and I just ended the convo.
I'm just wondering, what the hell do you guys think went wrong?
