Girl: yes i'm a loser, i'm messaging you on here, even when i'm i.m.ing you but i'm bored so i'm doing things to occupy me lol.
Ty : haha...
sad Girl just sad what's your favorite microwaveable food?
Girl: lol yes i'm a sad person...but apparently you are ok with that, b/c you are still talking to me lol.
i don't really have one i guess the french bread pizzas lol yours?
Ty:leftovers from a nice restaurant heh, but if I had to pick something you could buy probly uhhhh popcorn chicken, or hot pockets, sausage biscuits.
or screw the microwave and bust out the ice cream
Girl: haha ice cream sounds so good right now...with whipped cream lol
Ty:ice cream and whipped cream? you can do that?!!, eh I still want my whipped cream back. Theif!
Girl: yes you can lol....oh you have work for your whipped cream back...*wink* lol
Ty: lol you such a tease
Girl: lol yea i guess, but you know you like it...
Ty: maybe, but what if I just go buy my own whipped cream and ruin your fun?
Girl: lol thats fine, i can live, but that would suck for you, b/c you wont' have fun then either, b/c you and whipped cream here would be pretty fun lol
Ty: haha then id know what soap you used I guess because unless you licked it all off wed have to shower it off
Girl: which one would you want licked off, or in the shower? lol and this time i won't take the choice away lol
Ty: I do like to conserve water, but screw the whales they have an ocean full. Theyll be good for awile. Plus licking would be way sexier. Unless you can clean yourself very sexily or something lol... thatd be interesting
Girl: well then i'll would lick it off then what about a shower after? lol
Ty: hmmmm I guess that could work, wed probably fight over the water temperature though. I like it really hot, like steaming up the mirrors and stuff. I wonder if you could handle it.
Girl: oh i think i can handle it. i like it hot as well
Ty: haha I'd leave spots of you unwashed just to mess with you later. Have you ever had a head massage?
Girl: lol. no i have not. you?
Ty: yeah they give them at sports clips with your haircut. They are amazing. They put this soap on your head that makes your head tingle and massage it a certain way. It's really relaxing and invigorating at the same time.
Girl: lol nice, so when ever you want one you just go there to get a haircut? lol
Ty: lol yeah, I want to learn how to do it, but I need someone for practice.
Girl: lol...practice on me then free massage heck yea i'll take it lol.
Ty: heh, but it will mess up your hair. Then wed have to take another shower.
Girl: lol, i thought you liked showers, hot steamy showers? lol
Ty: haha maybe, but only to wash off whipped cream with someone else.
Girl: lol...so then when we do the whipped cream, wanna wash it off me? lol since i licked it off you lol
Ty: I won't get to taste it if we wash it all off, and I have to get past the whipped cream to see if you taste good, if you don't I'm takin you back for a refund :p. Then since you probably won't do a thorough enough job licking I guess I we will have to take a hot shower too.
Girl: lol who knows...i think i will lick thoroughly...but still a shower never hurts lol
Ty: hmmm alright I guess I can let you do that I might even feel like doing it back if you do good enough
Girl: haha, like i said who knows i guess we just have to find out...right?