ME:
Hey, my ex and I just broke up and she is stalking my profile... could ya send me a fun/sexy comment to make her a little jealous?
Her:
no problem.... what do you want me to say... give me an idea
Me:
lol, idk be creative
Her:
sorry if its a lil much. im not good at the funny thing.
(the comment)
hey babe!!!=] loveeee talking to you
haha cant wait til we hang out its gonna be soo much fun!!!!! dont forget to call me tonight! 
(keeping in mind this is the first time i've even spoken to this girl)
Me:
works just fine by me lol, now if we can just turn that fictional comment into something real...tell me about yourself
Her:
hahaha
umm im 18 from LOCATION. going to COLLEGE in the fall..... umm what else do you wanna know?
Me:
tell me why yur cool enough to be chatting with an exclusive character like me
Her:
umm because i just help you get back at your ex
Me:
you definitely did lol, i'm sure she'll flip out
why did you choose COLLEGE?
what do you wanna do after graduation?
Her:
cause its better than county and i applied to late at OTHER COLLEGE.... and i have nooooo idea what im gonna do.
Me:
no direction yet??
it'll all come in time
tell me a bit more about yourself
Her:
what do you wanna know?
Me:
whats the craziest thing you've ever done?
Her:
hmmm are we talking pg crazy or xxx crazy?
Me:
idk, you tell me
Her:
well normal would be... idk jumping off 80ft cliffs...
xxx would be having sex in the back room at work on camera. (IOI?)
Me:
WOW, you are wild and sexy, a little too wild and sexy for me
Her:
nahhh. just like to have a good time.
Me:
certainly sounds like it
so tell me the 3 best things about yourself
Her:
ummm my ideas. my eyes. my crazy side
Me:
yeah, i'm definitely liking the eyes
Her:
thankyou.
did the ex see my comment yet?(continuing the convo i thnk this is an IOI)
Me:
im not sure yet, i'll let you know when she does tho
oh, and btw you owe me some compliments now too
Her:
oh yea? who says?
Me:
only the coolest person you know (me)
Her:
ohh. see i think you do enough complimenting of yourself that i dont have to
Me:
o'rly?
well if yor gonna leave me hanging like this then idk if this will workout between us :PP
Her:
ohh wel excuse me.... see if i do you a favor next time. (is this some type of shit test or soemthing)
Me:
i was just joking (note the :PP at the end of the message), your a pretty awesome girl...suxs i'm going to college in REGION...you seem like a girl i could see myself spending some time with
(rewarding her with an IOI)Her:
oh yea? where you going? (IOI continuing the convo right?)
Me:
MY COLLEGE
right in the middle of the hood lol
Her:
had you ever been to CITY before you applied there?
Me:
I applied to all 3 COLLEGE campuses and only got accepted there, so it was between that, COLLEGE, or COLLEGE...i picked COLLEGE because it was the cheapest, and they are giving me some scholarship money
Her:
ohhhh makes sense
eh CITY isnt that bad. just dont give anyone shit and you will live
Me:
yaa, i should be able to handle my own there
i'm getting soo tired, and its not really that late
perhaps we can continue this conversation some other time
Her:
suree message me whenever
Me:
that was my hint for you to give me ur number lol
ur not so good at this game haha
Her:
sorrrry... you should have just said that.... PHONE NUMBER
Me:
well i'm about to hit the sheets, try not to dream about me all night now ;]
Her:
haha ok... night
PLZ tell me my strong/weak points
i will love you forever (no homo) if you read through the whole thing