i can try to help you understand why that opening will probably never work on facebook.
it leaves them emotionless it isnt controversial enough. it works great in the bars (from experience, and i add "cause ive been standing here for 5 minutes and you havent said hi") that works because it is unexpected, online it just doesnt make too much sense. i would use the poke method on facebook, it seems to work ok, but i like myspace better for online sarging.
try using the myspace wig opener (works like gold for me) the ugly chicks (i dont always look past the avatar pic till we start talking, usually get pissed off and dont talk to you anyway, but the hb8+s eat it up. especially when you use the method as close as you can to trivials version of it.
Here is an example of a little improvision but mostly his game plan.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 20, 2008 10:05 PM
are you wearing a wig?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: May 21, 2008 6:49 AM
nope
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 21, 2008 6:59 AM
you are a very descriptive person, are all your answers so long?
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From: HB8
Date: May 21, 2008 10:02 AM
You asked me if I was wearing a wig... I said Nope. What am I suppose to say to that? No im not... I have hair. why do you ask?...
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From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 21, 2008 7:14 AM
lol, i wasnt expecting to laugh when i opened this message. no i think your hair looks really nice, thats why i was wondering.
While I have your attention, I need a females prespective on something......Say, this guy is dating this girl, and she goes out with her friends, has a few drinks and ends of making out with a random guy at the bar.....Would you consider this cheating?
Mike
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From: HB8
Date: May 21, 2008 10:20 AM
Absolutly! She put her lips on another mans lips! Hell yeah thats cheating! DUmp her ass! Let me guess she blamed it on her being drunk.. If she can do that she'll do anything.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 21, 2008 7:27 AM
Interesting.....okay, let me ask you this......Take the same scenario, but this time the girl is making out with another girl, and lets say she does this almost every time she goes out.....would you consider that cheating?
Mike
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: May 21, 2008 10:31 AM
Everyone has their own opinion and depending how you feel about it should let you know if it was wrong or right.. My opinion is It doesnt matter If its male, female, or other... Your lips belong on the only person your are committed to.. that goes along with your eyes and hands and brain. If your looking at someone else or thinking about someone else you might as well cheat cause sooner or later you will cause obveously your not happy and still looking for something better... Call me crazy but thats my thought.. And I must say you are a very interesting person! Ive never had a complete stranger ask my opinion on this and start it all with asking me if I wear a wig!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 21, 2008 7:38 AM
You havent???!!!
Come on, you must be joshin me? 
This is a situation that my friend Chris is in. he has been dating this girl for about 6 mos and he really likes her. and then she tells him that she makes out with girls all the time. he's not really sure how he feels about it. on one hand, he thinks its hot, but on the other, he fears that he can't satisfy her and that they will never get more serious. my opinion, I think she should have been more upfront with him from the beginning. i'm big on honesty. if you establish the relationship as casual then its fine.
I like your take on things. I have to get some work done, but we should talk some more.
do you have IM?
let me get your aim screenname. I promise I'll only send you creepy inappropriate messages 9 times per day
Mike
So she sends me her aim and we talk for a bit and i get off, notice how she came right out and said how interesting i was, and i was mostly copying and pasting with minor changes here and there, throw in your own stuff in between , and take little things from here or there, like asking her if she was always so descriptive came from trivials post in his own thread.
online gaming is so easy cause you can really think about your reply, being playfully mean works really well (negging) but it has to come off like it could be so many different things, let me show you another example where this came into play. This is classic too. Young HB9
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 20, 2008 4:08 PM
Are you wearing a wig?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB9
Date: May 20, 2008 5:10 PM
umm no what are you talking about?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 20, 2008 4:22 PM
i was just wondering.
are you always this rude when you talk to people?
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From: HB9
Date: May 20, 2008 5:25 PM
lol sorry i thought it was kinda rude to ask that..
but its ok..idc
sorry if i seemed rude
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Just another Mike..
Date: May 20, 2008 4:38 PM
well it looks nice.
While I have your attention I could use a females opinion.
This guy is dating this girl, and she goes out with her friends, has a few drinks and ends of making out with a random guy at the bar.....Would you consider this cheating?
Mike
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB9
Date: May 20, 2008 5:53 PM
this might sound a lil rude lol but if ya bangin her then ya i consider that cheating
OK so this chick went from put off to appoligizing to me just because i accused her (wrongfully) of being rude when i asked the rude questions, it just goes to show how well this shit works on the hotter girls
on this one i took negging a little farther because her answer was a little bitchy and i wanted to put her in her place, i didnt think she would start appologizing but it was nice, and i rewarded her for it with a very subtle comment, then moved on.
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