I'll admit some of this stuff was "borrowed" from Windowshoppingforwomen, so thanks in advance to race and kelly. I'll get my own stuff once I understand how the beginning interactions work (and frankly I'm okay with canned stuff).
So far I used the same opener 23 times, and have 8 responses. Pretty good with a basic page layout, and a display name of "vegan" and a quote in the top which uses pacifist. I kept it on purpose to see how the least mainstream parts of me play, and it seems that even with that I can do well, so I suspect better rate in the future. I'll post another one next week.
So first was this one, in which I passed at least three "do I know you" shit tests, then got her to apologize to me:
PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:me? why?
PUA:Well, I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude! lol
Her:um well do i knwo you? ur not on my friends list. so how would i knwo to say hello?
PUA:I think you know my friend, she said you are cool but kind of a dork.
Her:well i am very cool and a dork,who is your friend?
PUA:Sara
Also Say Anything is the shit, ever seen them in concert?
Her:no i wihs. and sara who?. sara as in my sister sara
PUA:Sara Something?, I said friend not good friend, also she went out with my friend Will.
So today I was reading cosmo (all they had on the magazine table, don't hate) and they had these "would you rather type questions"
Live in a mansion on the lake or shack on the beach?
Be 3'7" or 7'3"?
Have a year of amazing, mind-blowing, toe-curling sex and then a year of no sex or two years of so-so sex?
Let's see if you can do as well as I did.
Her:hmmm. no one is comin to mind. where she from?
and i would say
mansion on lake
7'3
and two years of so-so cuz thats what ive been havcing and i can deal with it
PUA:Council Bluffs. And you got two out of three. selfish boyfriends in you past i guess?. its not that hard, but i guess they are just lazy. some guys give the rest of us a bad name. well, let's see if you can do better on these:
On an island alone or with someone you hate?
Rich and hate your job, or poor and love it?
Never speak again, or have no filter?
Her:hmm i dont knwo anyone from council bluffs....
with someone i hate. you're bound to hook up
poor and love it
have no filter
PUA:so you dont care that it could be a girl,at least you not alone? do you always just answer other peoples questions or do you the move conversations yourself
Give me something to answer, i tell the truth you know, its a bad habit of mine lol!Her:im never good with questions but. doe sthis sara really know me. or did you make it up to get me talking?
PUA:sara apparently doesnt know you as well as she made me believe. She went to l'james, so it made sense to me. and i do not like the suggestion that i am liar, i've been respectful you could do the same. You did all the last group right though...
Her:i dont know her but i think you may have the wrong carrie cuz there is oen i know of who went to lajames and she is kind of like me but . now i knwo where the dork part came in.. and i didnt mean to be rude i was just wonderin cuz i dont know a sara form there . so i think im the wrong carrie!.... but... thats cool with me
PUA:its cool. I catch you later maybe, I gotta lots of sleep so I can break in my new traucing shoes when I go parkouring tomorrow. So have a good one wrong carrie!
Her:i need to go to bed too. goodnight and on second thoguth im the right carrie. nevr the wrong one
Then there is this one, in which I got no shit tests:
PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:yea very... why?
PUA:That's what I thought, after all I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude lol!
Her:ha ha im sorry
i feel awkward saying even hi to people... i know... lame right? well hey im glad you arent shy at least!So for the first one I was thinking about explaining what parkour/traucing is to reintroduce the conversation, but I like her qualifying herself towards the end am I right here? (this one is hairstylist/fashion type)
And for the second one, I have not yet encountered the no shit test response so I am kind of lost. I thought about commenting on the chest tattoo then told the AFC in my head to shut up...(Rocker/tattoo girl here)