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| Author: | GardenerHerb [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Hello guys, I feel like I don't know how to close and I don't want to spoil this. To me: I was good at online gaming 5 years ago. I had at least one date option per weekend. I just signed up a week ago again in the social media, which I used in the past. I want to share my favourite chat up to now and hope for some ideas how to close it to a date. The social media is made to find new friends and I would say 33% of the users are looking for a date. The other 66% want to stay in contact with there peergroup and use it to organize the weekend. And many many people do both at the same time. I am 26 years old. She is 19 years old. She live 1 hour away if I use my car. Here is the conversation. I translated it to English as well as I can. Maybe you could learn a thing or two. Enjoy. Me: Good evening, I absolutly forgot my pick-up line. Her: Yes. Me: I love music, too. That's why I love dancing. Her: No, I never speak French. I cann't. What do you dance? Standard? Rap? Ballett? Me: Good question. I don't know how to call it. I dance freestyle in the club. Her: Sounds well. Me: Yes. Do you listening to music? Stupid question. Her: I do listening mostly to trending hits and pop songs. Dancing is an other story. Me: Rock and trending songs. This week almost Billy Joel. Never ending loops of Billy Joel. Her: Me: I bet you knwo never ending loops of music. Me(2 days later): Are you shy at dancing? Me(2 more days later, Dhe wrote in her describtion: "I like pets."): Do you have pets? Her: 1 cat, 2 dogs, 1 rabbit and 2 dogs. Me: Many fishes Her: Cute. Me: Yes. Her: It is not that big deal. It works well. Me: Yes, maybe it is best to make some rooms taboo. The cats wants to play my Spathiphyllum. But that's not funny because it is toxic. Her: What is that? ![]() Me: It is a white blooming flower. Similar to tail flower. The blossom looks like a white leaf and in reality it is a white leaf, but people often think it is the blossom. Her: Oh... I never heard about.Me: [share a picture of my plant] No problem. Her: Looks great. Me: Yes, I think, too. But somtimes it is associated with deeath because it is white. But my opinion is white is fine. White matches every color and it is classic. Her: It is true. Me: Do you like flowers, too? Her: Yes, but I kill them. Me: Roses are really beautiful. Her: Yes!! Me: The Spathiphyllum is pretty simpel. It needs much water, but don't like water in the cachepot. Like most plants. It is easy to regcognize that it needs water, because it goes limp. If you put the plant always in a bucket of water if the leaves go limp and wait until there aren't any bubbles rise up and remove the water off the cachepot in the evening or 2 hours later, you will care the plant in the almost best way. And it is not a problem if the leaves are limp for three days. If there is water for more than 24 hours in the cachepot, that is so much worse. Her: According to the expert. Your GardenerHerb (Yes, I am a great fan of Two and a half man.) |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Are you trying to adopt a new sister? Boring. |
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| Author: | GardenerHerb [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Okay, I fee different, but it is some time ago that I do this. And okay, the last part. I think she could be bored by my explanation. How would you change the conversation? |
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| Author: | Dragula [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Quote:
Me: Good evening, I absolutly forgot my pick-up line.
Her: Yes. (weak response) Me: I love music, too. That's why I love dancing. Her: No, I never speak French. I cann't. What do you dance? Standard? Rap? Ballett? Me: Good question. I don't know how to call it. I dance freestyle in the club. Her: Sounds well. Me: Yes. Do you listening to music? Stupid question. Her: I do listening mostly to trending hits and pop songs. Dancing is an other story. Me: Rock and trending songs. This week almost Billy Joel. Never ending loops of Billy Joel. Her: Me: I bet you knwo never ending loops of music. Me(2 days later): Are you shy at dancing? Me(2 more days later, Dhe wrote in her describtion: "I like pets."): Do you have pets? (Desperate rapport and replies, man) Her: 1 cat, 2 dogs, 1 rabbit and 2 dogs. Me: Many fishes Her: Cute. Me: Yes. Her: It is not that big deal. It works well. (Weak response, hence why she mostly uses statements) Me: Yes, maybe it is best to make some rooms taboo. The cats wants to play my Spathiphyllum. But that's not funny because it is toxic. (Yawn Blah Blah) Her: What is that? (Blah blah)Me: It is a white blooming flower. Similar to tail flower. The blossom looks like a white leaf and in reality it is a white leaf, but people often think it is the blossom. Her: Oh... I never heard about. (I regret doing this)Me: [share a picture of my plant] No problem. (plants!? Is that the best you got???) Her: Looks great. Me: Yes, I think, too. But somtimes it is associated with deeath because it is white. But my opinion is white is fine. White matches every color and it is classic. (Why oh why) Her: It is true. Me: Do you like flowers, too? (PLEASE STOP IT) Her: Yes, but I kill them. Me: Roses are really beautiful. Her: Yes!! Me: The Spathiphyllum is pretty simpel. It needs much water, but don't like water in the cachepot. Like most plants. It is easy to regcognize that it needs water, because it goes limp. If you put the plant always in a bucket of water if the leaves go limp and wait until there aren't any bubbles rise up and remove the water off the cachepot in the evening or 2 hours later, you will care the plant in the almost best way. And it is not a problem if the leaves are limp for three days. If there is water for more than 24 hours in the cachepot, that is so much worse. (Essay about plants, really?) Her: According to the expert. Your GardenerHerb (Yes, I am a great fan of Two and a half man.) (good for you, another boring topic) No we can not learn a thing or 2 from this. Actually, people can learn not what to do. |
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| Author: | GardenerHerb [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Okay, I don't knwo what to think. I was proud of it and I remeber that conversations like that were successfull 5 years ago. |
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| Author: | Dragula [ Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Quote: Okay, I don't knwo what to think. I was proud of it and I remeber that conversations like that were successfull 5 years ago.
So talking about plants got you laid on the regular a few years ago?If this was true, I am willing to bet that the girl was already into you. So you could talk about anything and still get sex, which proves my point, perhaps you didn't need to talk to her for so long if she was into you anyway with or without the plant chat? The girl from opening post though, she was showing disinterest - So talking about plants and pets is not really going to happen for you unless you look like Brad Pitt or RC. Maybe you are proud, but maybe you can see that I took my time to dissect your entire transcript to only to be disregarded as a success |
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| Author: | GardenerHerb [ Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
She said, that she cannot date me, because her daughter needs her. |
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| Author: | Dragula [ Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Quote: She said, that she cannot date me, because her daughter needs her.
I have Translateed this to womanese, for you: 'Her - It's not really my daughter, that was just an excuse to not hurt your feelings. I'm just into you. Never was.' |
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| Author: | GardenerHerb [ Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
You can be proud to speak womanese. I bet you finished the course with an A+. |
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| Author: | Dragula [ Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
Quote: You can be proud to speak womanese.
Yup, my biology sucks though. Perhaps you can do some SPAM calls and teach about plants and photosynthesis? You're obviously very passionate about the subject since it's your user name
I bet you finished the course with an A+. |
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| Author: | Romania [ Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Almost there, how to close... (w/ online conversation) |
KO |
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