Hi guys, just wanted to know if you would be so kind as to critique my online dating profile for me... I know that in the world of online dating, the odds are already against you, and that if you hope to have any luck you better be ready to always initiate with the first message... That has never be a problem for me, but what I have noticed is that I just can't seem to get a lot of girls to respond. I will say this though, I only message really cute girls, and maybe that's why...
It lets me know when they've checked out my profile, but it sucks to see that someone checked out your profile and didn't respond. The game goes on, I guess.
On to my profile...
"Hi ladies.The name's Red. I recently just got out of marriage of 3 years. My ex an I are superheroes and used to travel all around the world fighting crime... From stopping evil geniuses from blowing up the planet, to saving abandoned kittens from burning buildings. You name it, we did it all. After awhile though, I think it started to become more of a chore for her, and I guess her heart was just no longer in it, so I'm in the market for a new sidekick now, cause this is the only life I really know...
My time is valuable, and I only enjoy spending time with women that are smart, funny, and interesting, so if I end up liking you, we'll get you fitted for a cape! Or whatever the hell WonderWoman has going on with her getup...
Perks of rolling with someone that has superpowers as follows:
1: You never have to worry about parking
2: With X-Ray Vision, I'll never let you leave the house without clean undies
3: Pickle Jars
The list could go on, and I really wanted to finish filling this whole thing out, but I just heard the cry of what sounded like a damsel in distress, off in the distance. Duty calls, but leave me something nice and we'll chat."
^^^ That was it. Whadda ya think?