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LOL wow shes a psyco, prob insecure

a good opener i use thats atleast 70% succesfull in gettin SHB to reply is

"hey, I'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem.... wanna get married??"

instantly sets u as a different spontaenous kinda guy, especially if ur not short fat or bold LOL...(they dont have to know ur broke for real ahaha), 1 reply i recently got was..

HB8.5 - "ha ha ha ha thats the coolest myspace msg ive ever had - EVER! I don't believe in marraige lets just find a cave in the wild somewhere just be"

i read that opener on this forum, and forgot who came up with it so i dont want the cred, im thinkin of replying

"hmm...finding a cave in the wild is a big commitment, i mean what if i want a tiger skin rug, and u want a bear skin rug? how will it work! i dont know...r u worth sharing a cave with???"

what do u guys think? anything else i could add?

btw im waiting to hit 30posts so i can start a new thread totally on myspace openers, 1 lines that will get responses and that ive tryed, so look out for that

Author:	Kontrol [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:02 pm ]
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I came across this target on myspace who immediately bombarded me with shyt test and brought up a major b*tch shield when i was testing out a new opener. I figured it be good target to practice on. Here is the full convo so far... [START] me: hey you look familiar, where you by any chance on the titanic? i swear i saw you cleaning the tables after i finished eating. her: what the fuck is that supossed to mean? no you dont know me.... u will never know me... and dont ever get at me like that again..... cleaning up after you!?!?! u got me fucked up... i dont clean up after anyone.. i make money.. i get mine.. i own my own company which im sure is more than you can say for yourself..... maybe one day youll be blessed enough to clean the bathroom in a resturant i eat at... u ugly ass lil bitch me: lol that's awesome! I'm totally making you my bratty little sister. ur a fiesty lil'one missy... im curious, but thats all your getting. her: fiesty? u flat out disrespected me.... didnt even get at me with a whats good or a hello.. straight said u thought u seen me cleaning ur table? ur just hella rude.. i hope that gets u somewhere in life cuz it doesnt get u no where with me at all me: hahaha someone likes a little rudeness... Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! her: not safe? was that a threat? im well protected sweetheart.. i guess ur mother never taught u not to disrespect females that have a lot of protection... because i say what i want and theres no consequences.... [END] I'd like some input from you more experienced puas.

Author:	djay [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:01 pm ]
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tell her "i carry protection aswel, bring it " see what shes says back...

Author:	Kontrol [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:47 pm ]
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oh shyt! thats tight im bout to use that thx man

Author:	djay [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:21 pm ]
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report back man lol

Author:	Kontrol [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:41 pm ]
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well i didnt end up using your idea brother, i think i should of tho. here is what i replied: Me: Well I like to live on the dangerous side! Being safe is never any fun! But if you think you can take me... bring it on!!! Her: TAKE U? U MUST BE RETARDED... U R THE ONE THAT THREATENED ME... LEAVE ME ALONE NOW.. FOR REAL.. IF U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN HARASS PEOPLE U NEED A NEW HOBIE (then she blocked me lol) I think im coming off as too rude in my writings probably should throw in more comedy. wat yal think?

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Author:	djay [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:42 pm ]
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lol shes funny, throw in some faces at the end of your negs and stuff because its hard to tell if its a joke over the net. you got some good stuff man.

Author:	Big Joe [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:26 pm ]
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I have bee using the titanic opener and it has not been working great, mostly non responses, I have got one shit test from it that i turned into something using C&F. I think I am going to stick with the Wig opener online

Author:	Claymore [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:58 pm ]
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I don't even get the Titanic reference. At first I think that you are talking about the movie, then you mention cleaning your table. Are you implying that you're both from the 1900's

Author:	BlackCloud [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:20 pm ]
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Yeah I think the Titanic reference in there is a bit wierd...it straight away puts you in the insane category haha But I think the funny thing about her reaction is that I don't think she knew what the titanic was. Cos any person that did would realise that you must of been joking, cos theres no way either of you could of been on the titanic cleaning tables or not lol

Author:	Class.. [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:54 am ]
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LOL wow shes a psyco, prob insecure a good opener i use thats atleast 70% succesfull in gettin SHB to reply is "hey, I'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem.... wanna get married??" instantly sets u as a different spontaenous kinda guy, especially if ur not short fat or bold LOL...(they dont have to know ur broke for real ahaha), 1 reply i recently got was.. HB8.5 - "ha ha ha ha thats the coolest myspace msg ive ever had - EVER! I don't believe in marraige lets just find a cave in the wild somewhere just be" i read that opener on this forum, and forgot who came up with it so i dont want the cred, im thinkin of replying "hmm...finding a cave in the wild is a big commitment, i mean what if i want a tiger skin rug, and u want a bear skin rug? how will it work! i dont know...r u worth sharing a cave with???" what do u guys think? anything else i could add? btw im waiting to hit 30posts so i can start a new thread totally on myspace openers, 1 lines that will get responses and that ive tryed, so look out for that

Author:	Kontrol [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:58 am ]
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lol thats a good reply man, ur being cock funny id change it a bit tho... ""hmm...living together in a cave out in the wild is a big commitment, i mean what if i want a tiger skin rug, and u want a bear skin rug? how will that work! i dont know...r u worth sharing a cave with???" Quote: LOL wow shes a psyco, prob insecure a good opener i use thats atleast 70% succesfull in gettin SHB to reply is "hey, I'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem.... wanna get married??" instantly sets u as a different spontaenous kinda guy, especially if ur not short fat or bold LOL...(they dont have to know ur broke for real ahaha), 1 reply i recently got was.. HB8.5 - "ha ha ha ha thats the coolest myspace msg ive ever had - EVER! I don't believe in marraige lets just find a cave in the wild somewhere just be" i read that opener on this forum, and forgot who came up with it so i dont want the cred, im thinkin of replying "hmm...finding a cave in the wild is a big commitment, i mean what if i want a tiger skin rug, and u want a bear skin rug? how will it work! i dont know...r u worth sharing a cave with???" what do u guys think? anything else i could add? btw im waiting to hit 30posts so i can start a new thread totally on myspace openers, 1 lines that will get responses and that ive tryed, so look out for that

Author:	Class.. [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:34 am ]
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yep kontrol, just fixed it up and sent it now ! ill post back with a reply, if she replys offcourse!

Author:	KL70 [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:43 am ]
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Don't use that as an opener

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