For online chat I prefer the gay opener.
Me:If I wasn't gay you would so be mine.
HB: You are so sweet. (Usual Response)
Me: No I'm actually a hardcore heartbreak I broke yours when you saw I was gay.
HB:Yes the female race is probably sad I know I am. (most Recent Response)
Me: I know every girl says the same thing. I was kinda hoping you're not every girl but maybe you are.
HB: No I am not I am way different.
Me: Then impress me and tell me something interesting about yourself before I have to go.
I usually have good luck with it.