I have read some complete crap recently on this forum, they chat to girls on Facebook and just creep them out.
Mini FR: I went out this Saturday and it was raining, there was a bunch of drunk girls on my stoop and instantly gamed and escalated hard on the best looking girl. It was her sister's birthday.
She seemed to like me but didn't accept by escalation or my request to go up to my apartment for some drinks. I suggested we should go on a date and i got a 'maybe' reply and she asked her sister to give me her number, her sister was too drunk so i got her name and i added her on FB there and then.
The next day she sends me this in response to the friend request:
her: Hi do I know you?
me: lol
We met on my doorstep Sat night,When you were hiding from the rain,Anyway, no need to accept, you obviously were too drunk (i am willing to walk away)
her: Lol I've already accepted I was pretty hammered tho sat!! I don't drink that often! Think I over did it ha
me: I see. well hope you gave your sister a good Bday, Like I told you Saturday, I suggested to let's get a drink together sometime? (she was too drunk to remember so I go for it anyway just incase, i have nothing to lose)
her: Yeah she had a good night . Tell me a bit more about you
Me: I like the colour blue and I am a pisces, What else you wanna know?
her: How old are you?
me: Just turned 30 , Nicola, no this isn't a job interview, but If i was in the same room as your sister, what good and bad character traits would she say about you? (i need some investment so I qualify)
her: Lol. Well I can't chat proper now. I'll reply to it later if ok ?
me: No problemo, you're obviously texting whilst riding horses. ;P talk later
her: Lol I wish . I'd be blown away like Dorothy if I went out in this weather lol. Chat later x
(a day passes and she doesn't get back to me)
me:
her: Lol ha made me laugh! Sorry my little girl (and me) are not feeling too great!! In need of tlc lol (it worked lol)
me: hope you both feel better. Enjoy the TLC
her: Is that you sending tlc then lol?
me: If that is what you want *TLC* sent
her: Lol ha thanks for that. Feeling much better already
me: It's a gift. No problemo, here is something else to help:
her: Lol what's that!
me: Asian Morgan freeman (I am just being my goofy self)
her: Pmsl ha where did you find an Asian Morgan lol
me: I just saw it on the internets , i think you drank too much Sat and it left you vulnerable to Ebola
me: Ha thought you took that in town! Lol ha that made me LOL!! Does Ebola take advantage of pi**ed up mancunians then ha?!
me: Wigan is pretty much mancunian, wigunian
her: Lol quite the comedian, I'm from Westhoughton really tho so what does that make me?
me: Nah, I have a solid script I follow, for drunk girls on my door step avoiding the rain
her: Ha ha lol ye you should of come out partying with us! Birthday celebrations!
me: Well. It looked like I caught you all at the end of your night? which was like 23:00 which makes you hardcore party goers
her: Ha we were out till 4 so not quite the end
me: christ, I can't imagine the level of drunk for you at that time considering i saw you at 23:00
her: Lol I didn't drink anymore after I saw you!
me: I have that effect, alcoholics give up drink when they meet me, i inspire them apparently
(just being cocky and stupid)
her: Think I'd had enough!! It just suddenly hit me! Lol Ha cheeky sod lol
me: you seem like a special occasion type, so you're not much of a party frequent, Especially in Manchester
her: Lol I'm clearly a text book binge drinker!, Nah don't drink that often
me: But when you do it wrong, you do it right, RIGHT?
her: lol what's that a tongue twister
me: No, its a common phrase but never mind, do you not remember that you were asking me to kiss you? , and i said 'no, you're too drunk?'
her: I'm special remember, What I asked to kiss you? Lol really? You pulling my leg
me: I am being kind on you, you said you wanted more than a kiss but i had to pepper spray you
her: Haha in your dreams mate
me: then set off my rape whistle
her: Lol ye I bet
me: lol just kidding, we had a laugh, i tried all my slick moves, you're a tough cookie, but to no avail
her: Lol ha define your slick moves, Tough cookie is what I am lol
me: Do you not remember what happened? go on , tell me what you do remember So we are both on the same page
her: Is it really bad if I say no?!! I do look like a raging alki don't i?!! It's actually really bad!! I remember everything before sheltering in the rain, and everything after, but I must of hit a real ar*eholed stage when I met you!! I blame my mate for plying me with birthday celebration drinks!!
me: Jeez, you're a mess aint ya
her: I literally only really drink when I go out so ye bad me!! And don't go out that often!
me: Well, let me enlighten you, I live in that building, opened the door and saw you and your sister, I told you that you need to pay me for the use of anti rain stoop
her: lol ha that's quite amusing
me: which got a giggle, you mentioned it was your sister's bday, so i hugged her
her: Anti rain stoop . Way with words darling Ha
me: then I started to kind of get in your face, hug and try to kiss etc
her: Gentleman then huh Lol
(i decide to get real...)
me: You were smiling so I continued over and over, I suggested to get a drink and you said that line 'maybe' line
Then you told your sister to me your number but your sister was wasted, so i asked for your fb name and here we are
oh and also, you looked at my bum and bit your lip
her: Good job I didn't get a drink lol I'd of ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning ha
me: No as in a drink at a future date
her: I bit my lip . What was that some kind of seductive look on my part lol
me: But if that was to happen, looks like an OJ for you
her: Do you have a nice bum then? Lol
me: yeah you were looking at me like i was a sausage with legs
her: Hahaha ye right again in your dreams lol Yeah prob better oj for me ha
me: with a side of heroin Anyway you never asked answered my question...
her: Ahhh the question
me: What would your friends say about your personality that would make me wanna get to know you ? ;p
(I go for the qualifier again)
her: The job interview Lol
me: Text them if you have to, so you can just copy and paste and save yourself the finger workout
(I send her a silly old video of me doing some selfie karaokie)
her: Lol that made me laugh . Thanks for that ha. Let me think about that question.
me: you get another vid if you answer well, THE PRESSURE IS ON
her: My friends would probably tell you to run, run far away. Lol no only kidding. I'm a fun free spirit. Quirky. Not like your typical girl. Ambitious. Childish but serious when need to be. Very loyal. Love to laugh. My own person . Spontaneous and think life has a lot to offer if you have to courage to go grab your dreams. There my serious deep answer for the day lol. Now your turn.
me: Nice, good answers! well...They would say I’m hilarious (obviously), very ambitious, confident and tells it like it is. They would also say that I'm, a bit immature sometimes, like to be different and maybe a bit stubborn.
But I'm not stubborn!! (See the irony there?)
her: Lol good answer also. But made me laugh too. Telling it how it is is a good thing. Too many ppl pussy round the truth. What you do for a living ?
me: I totally agree, some people think i'm a dick for it but that means i filter the people that don't get me with people that do get me, know what i mean??
(comfort stuff)
her: Yeah totally
me: For living..i am...an ass model
her: Hahahaha lol your a tit that's what you are lol
me: tit model department is full
her: Lol ha
me: you have delightful elbows, you could be an elbow model
her: Egit department then . Ha I had a coat on
me: If you was to guess what i do, what what do you think it would be...?
me: Erm that's a really hard question actually ... What would I guess you did? A bum? Lol Saw your guitar ... Something to do with art or music?
me: Nah thats just for show to impress people
her: Lol ok what you do then ?
me: actually it is my room mate's (i tell her my real job) pretty boring Maybe you work with horses? jockey?
her: No it's cool. Inventor Phil lol. Self employed or for a company ? I am a graphic designer and also do saddle fitting so good guess lol
(Setting some romantic frame role play to establish some intention without complimenting her too much )
me: for a company but i have some projects of my own i work on in my spare time that will hopefully free me up from work life , Oh nice, if you are rich, I will propose to you and get married by Elvis priest in a drive thru in vegas
her: Lol if I didn't have horses I may have money lol. So afraid you'l have to wait for the next girl sheltering in the rain for that lol
me: Oh well, How about a drink sometime? -non of this maybe crap, yes or a no
her: Why not ! Yes then. But I'll have to get back to you on when. I study as well as work and got some deadlines coming up so pretty busy in the next week or so. So if you don't meet any other sheltering pissed up girls before then then yeah sure
me: Ok coolio, i think we have both earned the next step
do you have a phone number? it is much easier
her: My number is 07469 8*****
me: I am quite a busy dude too, so its no problem, we shall figure something out
her: But give me yours and I'll add you cos my number on a temp phone... What's app is on my iPhone but need it unlocking before I can put my new SIM in
me: I see , +447936 6*****
her: So got two phones. One borrowed one that doesn't work unless on Ee. Ha
me: you can text yourself , with 2 phones
her: Yes I could. Lol
me: Like, sometimes i think, I want to hire 2 investigators to follow each other
her: Lol your mind is intriguing
me: Cheers. Not my tush though?
her: lol Gotta go. My daughter is mithering me to get off my phone
me: enjoy
her: Later x
As you can see, I went from a complete stranger to forming a date.