Another successful attempt on myspace. If you want to pick up a girl off myspace just talk to me. This time its HB8!
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From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 8, 2008 2:14 PM
Well I knew you would accept my friend's request!
I guess my joke and version of get well soon worked because I notice your mood is not sick anymore.
I will leave on this high note. I notice you had Sexual Seduction by Snoop on your list. Its the edit version of the song. You would think someone who says they party "Hard" wouldn't be so censored!
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From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 3:28 PM
U CRAZY AS HELL AND YES I AM STILL SICK BUT I AM A LIL BETTER. AND NO I DONT PARTY HARD AND THANKS I AM GONNA HAVE 2 CHANGE THAT SHIT
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From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 9, 2008 1:08 PM
Hahahah Someone likes a little craziness. Being crazy lets me know I am sane. If I was normal then I would be boring. Who wants to be boring!
Wow,Just like that your going to change your song. I know your parents told you not to listen to strangers. What kind of a weird person are you?
PS: Your looks can almost cancel out your weirdness!! I said almost!
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From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 4:22 PM
U FUNNY LMAO. I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE 2 SAY BOUT U
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From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 9, 2008 1:28 PM
I am glad I got you speechless and I wasn't even being sweet! Now, What would have happen if I was being sweet? Lets not found out because I don't need another stalker! ----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 5:38 PM
TRUST ME U WOULDNT HAVE 2 WORRY BOUT ME STALKING U CUZ I AM NOT THE STALIKNG TYPE.
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From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 9, 2008 2:46 PM
Wow, Thats exactly what a stalker would say to make myself feel "Safe".
They are like..I am not the stalking type. Then next thing I know your in the bushes watching walking to the mailbox to get my mail in my boxers. Just to let you know I am on to you!!!
So how about play the question game to get to know each other better. The only rule is that you can't ask the same question I asked you and vise versa.
Start us off!
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From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 5:48 PM
UR A FUCKIN TRIP. U WOULD B COOL 2 HANG OUT AND GET DRUNK WITH. SO WHAT R U DOING THIS WEEKEND? U SHOULD COME DOWN 2 SPARTANBURG AND MEET ME AND A FEW OF MY FRIENDS AT WILD WINGS.
To finish it up I got a number close. It real funny how lately I been picking up chicks without even giving them my name. I don't think she has realize I am going to Iraq in like two weeks. I am actually thinking about showing up in my uniform. Then the game would be so easy I would get drunk and maybe have a 3some. I know I will Fclose this chick.
Notice how she asked me. Lately I been trying my best not to come on to a chick by asking them to hang out and they have been asking me.
I think I am going to open up with my comedian routine. My of my buddies in HS told me I should have been a comedian and I won class clown.
"Have you ever notice that there are certain words you can toss on to a end of a sentence that can either target one group of people or competely reverse the sentence around."
"Like for example...(pause) I gotta go to the bathroom anyone want to join me....LADIES?"
"Another one you gotta use if your in a relationship is...(pause) I love you!...(pause) Sort OF!"
There are plenty of words you can use and it always good for a laugh because you can get them to toss in sentences in words. Its a good way to see who has a good sense of humor and who doesn't. It also a good way to Neg someone by simple saying. "If that was funny I would have laughed" then smile!
If you can give me 3 good reasons why I should let it work then I might try you out!