well im new to this so my game is probably the worst you'll read today lol. however i thought i'd give it a shot using travis8907's opener (works man thats al i can say...it works) on facebook with a random with no connections to me, using my own style and doing my thing, heres the convo for you to read and evaluate if you feel like. its long! she i think a HB 7 or 8
Me: you have a very white smile
Her: erm..thankyou
Me: not like white as in the race.... lol. " you need to learn how to smile like black people" but white as in very pretty, so i guess my real question is, are those real? =)
Her: not sure i can learn to smile like a black person, is that learnable? yes thanx
Me: well i could try and teach you if you want but im not sure u'd pick it up lol. how are on this late cold night?
Her: hungover with a bad cold, not doing much smiling!!
Me: lol bit of a late night last night?
Her: thats an understatement!!! got dumped so drank myself to sleep!!
Me: no, u sure it couldnt have been the drinking that caused the end of your relationship could it? im joking. well at least it leaves u free to talk to me..although i am a busy guy
Her: cant be that busy if you have time to send messages to random girls on facebook!!
Me: well, i have essays to write etc hence why im up so late you see and in good form i was procrastinating on facebook looking for things to do when i saw your smile of course
Her: how you come across my smile?
Me: Group I think, drunken txt society....was going thru the profiles and yours stood out and then when I looked i thought what a messy dressing table :-p
Her: Ha!! i need a lot of stuff to get that smile!!
Me: so what do you use? colgate? mcleans?
Her: aquafresh, and mouthwash and floss!!and red lipstick, its an illusion really!!
Me: why do you look like gollum and your image in the profile picture only comes out night???
Her: i got the picture out of a magazine, up and coming model apparently
Me: well i hope not every thing about you is "fake" lol
Her: like what?
Me: Like your hair??? Nails? And my fav which i couldn't think why people would fake them but your eyelashes....feel free to list anything i might have missed out
Her: everythings real, not into girls like that!!
Me: wait, when you say your not into girls like that....well is that you sayin your into girls? or bisexual? or just in general
Her: definatly not into girls like that either!!
Me: oh ok i thought i'd check just to make sure. so tell me about yourself
Her: not much to tell, at uni coz got bored of job- love living here, prob stay after. generally hopeless with men but i try!! very sarcastic and cynical!! work nights, sleep days!!
Me: and you said there wasn't much! what did you do before you came to uni if you don't mind me asking? and at the chance of seeming nosey...what is it you do at uni?
Her: i was the assistant manager of a bar now doing psychology and criminology while im a barmaid, not that different!! what bout u? who r u?
Me: well, im a student reading marketing and sociology (cover some main theorist's of criminology as well;-) ), i present a radio show at uni, play a few sports. did u just feel that?
Her: yes was it an earthquake??
Me: i think it was, every1 is outside at halls talking about it lol
Her: god mustve gone up the whole country!! that was quite big, my whole house shook!! radio show? id never have the confidence 4 that!!
Me: yeah my m8 from birmingham called me up scared lol. sorry for the late reply had to give family a call lol. well no1 see's your face so it not that bad being on radio lol
Her: im from near (city), good (area) !! u got a face you need to hide?
Me: no! im from (city)...with out the silly accent though. well i'll let you be the judge of that when u add me as a friend and take a look at my pictures lol
“at this point she sent a friend request”
Her: there u go!!some of my pictures are so bad!!
Me: i've not taken a look yet but i'll be sure to leave comments on the really bad ones
Her: well thanks a lot, how come you judge smiles when you never do it??
Me: sorry...im going to sound really think and maybe it because its 1.30 but i don't get the question lol
Her: u dont smile!!
Me: oh yeah i no...i have an image to up hold being on the radio and all lol. i try to pose but it just looks crap even worse when i smile though so i pose lol
Her: u tryin to look mean or are you actually mean? how can you hav an image on the radio? just thought, im talking to a complete stranger at 130 in the morning and its wierd that it doesnt feel wierd!!
Me: im a very nice guy so im told, i dnt look mean i just look moody...which im not either so i think the image holds. well the new site will have d.j. profiles on there and links to facebook etc so it all has to match up so were told but i dnt no either is the short answer to that.
is it ment to feel weird i mean i dnt feel weird...unless i should and now im slightly thinking you maybe a psycho
Her: what me?? i didnt start this by saying you had a white smile!! not even nice smile, no white, who says that?? iv gotta get some sleep, being in bed all day has really taken it out of me!! goodnight strange stranger xx
Me: lol good point but if i would have said nice...well you may not have replied lol. nice talking to you (her name). add me to msn if you feel like it i give u permission
x
Her: you add me lazy!! yes its been an honour talking to you xx
"i get added on msn the same time as i click to add her then i went to sleep"
