I was browsing on POF and seen a super hot chick but her profile made her out as a total bitch thinking she was the hottest shit on earth. I negged her and negged her and she was hooked. Heres ourr conversation.
Me: your standards are too high. Your not even attractive.
Her: lol ok.
Me: you must like douchebags because that all you can attract.
Her My vagina likes them
Me you probably have to douche it regularly
Her yup!
Me how many stds do you have.
Her 999
Me I didnt know there was that many. Im suprised you still have a vagina. It probably looks and smells like a burnt grill cheese sandwich.
Her. Haha your funny. I think we would get along pretty good. My friends would love you. You should text me xxxxxxxxxx
Me. If I wasnt joking it would be funny. I dont think you could handle me anyways.
Her. How bout you take me to dinner and show me what you got!
Me. Sorry like I said you not very attractive. But I guess I can make an exception.
Her Ok! Im free this saturday
Not sure how this worked but I got a kick out of it. It almost seemed to easy. Her profile says looking for someone tall dark and handsome with a huge cock. Im 510 and white and am probably an 8 at best. Hope being a dick works more in my future.