Fun To Read.. Not completely out of the book but I'm completely over sexed right now and don't care..
I double matched "Her" on Hot or Not. I noticed that she had a myspace so I told her I am not on hot or not that often but I check my myspace regularly.
ME: I'm not on hot or not regularly but I check my myspace often. You should send me a friend invite.
www.myspace.com/blahblah (if you want the real one to see my set up PM me)
(I have my myspace set up for better success because it is a music page)
HER: She added me with a note: Hot or Not Stalker
ME: I accepted, comment: Actually.. I think there is a club you can join!
ME: (She had on her profile she likes to run around naked but she drinks windex so she doesn't streak!)
I heard proctor and gamble discontinued windex... No really!
I am attracted.. it intices me that you like to paint and are interested in philosophy. I wouldn't think a girl like you would read.
So I take your hair color isn't natural?
~Seth
HER: Hahaha, seriously? Damn...guess I'll be running around naked then!
Wait, I want to know what a "girl like me" means!
And you should be attracted....I'm amazingly perfect.
Natural hair color is red but good luck ever seeing it that color, I hate it!
ME: Oh Yeah? Where at?..
A girl like you... Maybe I don't know what type of girl you are exactly... Why don't you feel me in?
Amazingly perfect... possibly? but is that why you don't like your natural hair color?
How long have you been in town? What is your passion?
~Seth
HER: No no sir. You told me that a girl like me doesn't read. So obviously you already have some preconceived notions. What might they be?
I don't like my hair color because it's red. You try growing up with auburn hair.
I've been in town a little over a month now.
My passion? Photography for right now but trying to find something deeper.
ME: Well I think it was just a first impression from your Hot or Not.. I think it said you were a cheerleader or something but that is still a stereotypical thing to say because my ex was a cheerleader and a english Major with a minor in literature.
What part of town do you live in?
HER: I see.
I live in the northland right now but moving downtown.
ME: I am living in westport by the uptown theatre off broadway. I really like it down here. The inner city is beautiful.
Have you lived in KC before?
We should have a drink. Why don't I give you a call?
HER: Can't beat inner city beauty
Although I'm missing Seattle something fierce. I've lived in KC before, my family is from around here.
And why is it always a drink? What if I'm not a thirsty sort of person?
ME: I'm usually more into coffee but I've been craving a dive pizza, a jack and coke, a good conversation and some live music.. I need something more socially stimulating...
But whatever you desire
You could always kick my butt at make-up bad words that have to do with sex scrable. We could give eachother temperary forbiden body art. drink my last bottle of discontinued windex and just get naked but... Do you know of something good to trace it with? I dont like the taste of ammonia.
I swear I'll only send you nine creepy text messages a day!
~Seth
HER: Jack and coke...the drink of teens. At least you didn't say "vodka and red bull." I don't think we could have been friends. I've yet to find a dive in KC that I enjoy, but the thought of horribly greasy, cheesy pizza is somewhat arousing
And the make-up sex words are intriguing...but I'm more of a sex-moan-in-public kind of gal. Will you put a tattoo of a butterfly on my ass, so every time you smack it...it flutters?
Windex and pineapple juice. It makes for one yummy, streak-free night!
816-555-5555.....I want to cringe at how creepy you get
ME: First text message: Your eyes are soo pretty you have to let me touch them!!
Photo Bucket Butterfly Picture paste comment: Will this one work?
Wish me Fun!!
Who is trying to pick up who?