I'm getting so stressed out, I've read the lines, I've been being sarcastic, witty, using negs, qualifers, openers. I start with an opener to get her attention, I use a neg/qualifier by making fun of her in a playful way, she laughs and then qualifies herself by correcting me, I usually use a neg/qualifier again but throw in a small compliment. It's so hard to explain.

God damn I just need a walk-through on how to talk to women. Someone please guide me to something or tell me.

It sounds too me like you're trying too hard, sorry for the cliche

maybe you're expecting too much too soon, how many women have you talked to since you started doing this?

just get really comfortable having a fun conversation, don't focus on the end yet just have a good time

then build up from there bit by bit... when I started I got a trillion numbers and almost all flaked
I got really downhearted but why should I have? I could have been pleased I'd talked to so many people
I had improved my social skills
I wasn't shy to talk to stranger women any more

Don't expect anything of yourself, just enjoy growing like a house plant
it might be spring before you flower

I feel like I just need to talk to a pua and go line for line into a conversation and see where I'm going wrong.