This one was fairly simple. I found this girl on "meetme", which is kind like of like Facebook fucked the ugly cousin of Zoosk or something. Anyways, I used the "Knock Knock/Who's There/Little Boy Blue" routine (it was in a thread here - I've had a decent response rate with that, I like it).
Girl is about a high 6 low 7.
Me: Knock knock?
Her: Who's there?
Me: Little boy blue
Her: Little boy blue who?
Me: Michael Jackson
Her: Hahahahahaha
(10 minute lag...)
Me: I'll be honest with you, I messaged you because I think you're cute. And probably an interesting person. But then I found out you are a cowboys fan. I think we're gonna have to break up now. I'm sorry, it's just not working out.
Her: Awe darn, but it's okay because I'm not sure I want to know who you pull for so it's just best we call it quits before it gets serious. Lol
Me: That's probably a good idea. I can see it now. You'll fall in love with me even though I'm a bills fan, we'll get married and have nine kids, then Dallas will beat Buffalo in the super bowl and we'll get divorced and live the rest of our lives wondering what could have been. And then they'd make a movie after us called 'Love Turfs'
Her: Hahaha your funny,
(next morning/early afternoon...)
Me: Yeah. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? Eat a bunch of turkey and feel a little guilty about it (even though it's a good excuse)?
Her: I don't eat turkey... Lol but yes I did have a good thanksgiving. Wbu?
Me: Mine was absolutely amazing! Thanksgiving is pretty much my favorite holiday. Besides my birthday, which is by far the best. Hey - text me so I have your number. ### ### ####. That way, we can be text buddies and make everyone super jealous. It'll be epic.
Her: Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday besides my birthday but my birthday normally falls on thanksgiving, this year it's like a week off but it's cool
lol ### ### ####She texted me within a few minutes of that response....little bit of playful banter about black Friday, asked her what she's getting me. She asked what I was getting her, playful banter, now I've stopped texting her for the night.
Thoughts? Feedback?