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Author:  Spartan158 [ Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:47 pm ]
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I was totally against this but I figured I'd give it a shot....

Hey, I'm short fat bald and ugly wanna marry me?

HB9: hahaha your F****** retarded.


It made me laugh, but should I just leave it at that or say something back? any ideas what to say.

Author:  JSmooth [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:50 pm ]
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Let it go...:lol:

Author:  xxIcexx [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:08 am ]
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This is what I would say, and I think I might give that a try to see what I can get out of it because it def. doesnt describe me.

But I would say

"Haha you know I actually laughed when I read your message. Brutally honest arent you, that makes two of us. I don't think we could get along do ya?"

Author:  djay [ Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:03 pm ]
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used the same opener as you did and i got her email at the end of it lol

Me: I'm short fat bald and ugly wanna marry me?

Her: yes please ;p xx

Me: lol wow it must be a lot easier for short fat bald ugly guys to get married than us good looking ones, or is that just your type?

Her: haha thats my twisted sence of humour actually... is fat and ugly urs.. hopefully not else perhaps i ought to be offended ur emailing me!!! lol!!! xx

Me: not normally but i can make exceptions if the personality is of a high standard lol. how you doing 2day?

Her: haha im gd u? x

Me: i cool thank, a lil busy to much to do in a short space of time and all that. where you from if you dnt mind me asking?

Her: herefordshire/shropshire.. u? xxx

Me: im from birmingham...without the silly accent tho :-p

Her: haha well done u.. i also dnt have the accent round here.. im not a farmer!! i have a pretty posh voice, due to being born in ascot lol! xxx

Me: oh does that mean u have seen many horse races???? do you ride horses????

Her: erm no.. but i do ride horses yess... not as much now mind.. xx

Me: cool, what is it you do with yourself in these long winter days then?

Her: i go on adventures...

Me: oh your an adventurous kinda girl?

Her: of course.. x

Me: all the more appealing, what kinda of adventures is it you do?

Her: meh mainly sexual

Me: are you flirting with me?

Her: erm am i?

Me: i don't no but you should be

and then she hands over her email address

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