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Author:  trex1024 [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:53 am ]
Post subject:  FB attempt: Critique this please

girls bit of a player. 4 guys on the go. not bothered if i slam this or not, i wanna improve in all angles. be very critical if you must, but tell me where i can improve in the future

here's the convo:

ME: Fuck yeah! won Fhm's most beautiful penis 2013!

HB: You did?!?!?!

Wut

Hagaha


ME: you heard it girl! won 1000bux cash and a lifetime supply of *** products

i wish i had 4 thumbs

so i can put em all up


HB:

Hfs. You submitted a penis pic??

ME: had to be done

ok

i exaggerated a bit

wasnt FHM

but a group of mates

but i nailed that shit

so proud right now


HB: What

I am so confused

Do you have a pretty penis!

ME: haha little excited are we

HB: HAhaha you started it


ME: : wont be able to stop it either i also have a Magic mike bowtie and cufflinks. ill give you a demo if you answer my question right

HB: Yus. Hit me!!

ME: if you say guys get hardons, in your opinion does it mean girls get wide on's? dont dare say wet-ons

HB: I call it bean dj phase


ME: i see thats a good way of looking at it. well i do have a party coming up. is your bean in top shape?


HB: Beany as mate!!


ME: what if this party happened to be sooner than you thought?

HB: Pants party?

ME: hahah dinner, movies then pants party at mine

the way it shud be


HB: That sounds hot


ME: mint. get ur stuffs ready afta work today little lady

10 points if u got cuffs


HB: I got more than cuffs baby!

Hahahaha dirty bish


ME: fk it! bring it all

ill work with it haha


HB: Hahahah

Well I am otherwise engaged this evening so my apologies



ME: no dildos. ** doesnt play that way

no sweat

u free tomo? coz ill b away this week

weekend*


HB: Dang it! Nope got a date tomorrow oooo homie


ME: slam it hard
we'll catchup another time
orrr...if it goes south, giz a txt. i may head out

Author:  Dragula [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: FB attempt: Critique this please

This is stupid but quite entertaining.

She likes you actually, but I would turn off the Fonzy mode and just be normal at this stage.

Author:  trex1024 [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: FB attempt: Critique this please

Quote:
This is stupid but quite entertaining.

She likes you actually, but I would turn off the Fonzy mode and just be normal at this stage.
Afterwards i had a bit of banter to add :

reply to my last message: HB: Massive! Sounds fandoodle
ME: but! you're not allowed to txt me after 2. i swea ill slam it so hard your bean will fall off!
HB: Holy shitballs
ME: haha! whaa u are not the shy type are you
HB: Hahahaha
ME: aiight
gym time for me
speak soon

i didnt give two shits if this worked or not. i had a bad crash and burn with a bird last week, so im just fired up to go all out with every oppertunity i get. i dont care if shes fuckin the whole town, for me i just want fuck buddies. because going the date/gf path fails everytime with this sort of girl.my plan from now is to tone down and talk normal at this stage.

here's a question. whats the best way to close after talking normal? i dont wanna talk bornig stuff, but i still wanna keep a sexual undertone and either meet her or set her up for the next time we are at a party. i met this girl twice now. shes like an HB7

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