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Author:  Temur/Jeskai [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Near lay out of nowhere.

I get home from work at like 12:30 last night. I feed my cats, get undressed and get on to fb. I figure I will take a prescription sleep-aid in a few to pass out. I look for this red light-green light party going on tonight. I like and say that I will be there whatnot.
There is, I assume, HB (I have never met her) who I will call HBFierce, who I respond to something she posts inocuously.

HBFierce: Slie, where are you?

Slie: At home. Who's asking

HBFierce: Myself. Crazy.

Slie: Come on over.

Slie: I will give you my address and we can be properly introduced, if you would like?

HBFierce: Slie... inbox me

Slie: (My address) the porch light will be on.

HBFierce: My aunt. Lives. right. next 2 U. My son is asleep and it is getting late. wAnna do tomarro

Slie: What is your body type?

HBFierce: Medium. Y

Slie: Just so I know what I am in for when I see you. Feeling you out a bit before I feel you a bit.

HBFierce: There are pics of my body in my profile.

Slie: Yeah you seem just about right not to big, not too small. Really though it is that fierceness that I see in your eyes that I see in the photos that I look forward to the most. It intrigues me.

Slie: That and you moaning gyrating in an avalanche of pleasure. A good kick of that

Slie: :)

Slie: HBFierce, it has been talking with you. Shoot me a text so I can prepare myself a bit. Not saying that I do not want to have sex, I just do not care. Meeting and being with someone is about more than just that ;) Night-night. (My phone number)

Summary: I repeat that I have never even met this chick. I see pictures of her, but from our fb interactions she seemed very willing anyway. By far this is the closest I have come to sex. I was shaking because I believed it was happening but from a direction i never could have predicted. See if this develops into something else. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck. That some of the most insane shit I have ever done. I was like, just do it. If she is down, she is down. I did not give a fuck, and it was a good experience even if nothing comes of it.

Author:  TheFury [ Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Near lay out of nowhere.

wtf?

Let me give you a tip.. even if the girl says casual sexd in her profile or whatever, dont ever use the word sex until she does. Ever.
Quote:
I get home from work at like 12:30 last night. I feed my cats, get undressed and get on to fb. I figure I will take a prescription sleep-aid in a few to pass out. I look for this red light-green light party going on tonight. I like and say that I will be there whatnot.
There is, I assume, HB (I have never met her) who I will call HBFierce, who I respond to something she posts inocuously.

HBFierce: Slie, where are you?

Slie: At home. Who's asking

HBFierce: Myself. Crazy.

Slie: Come on over.

Slie: I will give you my address and we can be properly introduced, if you would like?

HBFierce: Slie... inbox me

Slie: (My address) the porch light will be on.

HBFierce: My aunt. Lives. right. next 2 U. My son is asleep and it is getting late. wAnna do tomarro

Slie: What is your body type?

HBFierce: Medium. Y

Slie: Just so I know what I am in for when I see you. Feeling you out a bit before I feel you a bit.

HBFierce: There are pics of my body in my profile.

Slie: Yeah you seem just about right not to big, not too small. Really though it is that fierceness that I see in your eyes that I see in the photos that I look forward to the most. It intrigues me.

Slie: That and you moaning gyrating in an avalanche of pleasure. A good kick of that

Slie: :)

Slie: HBFierce, it has been talking with you. Shoot me a text so I can prepare myself a bit. Not saying that I do not want to have sex, I just do not care. Meeting and being with someone is about more than just that ;) Night-night. (My phone number)

Summary: I repeat that I have never even met this chick. I see pictures of her, but from our fb interactions she seemed very willing anyway. By far this is the closest I have come to sex. I was shaking because I believed it was happening but from a direction i never could have predicted. See if this develops into something else. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck. That some of the most insane shit I have ever done. I was like, just do it. If she is down, she is down. I did not give a fuck, and it was a good experience even if nothing comes of it.

Author:  Temur/Jeskai [ Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Near lay out of nowhere.

That is a good call. I never thought of that. I knew what she was speaking about and I was like "Fuck it."

Update: We have gone back and forth a bit since then. Early Sunday Morning she asks me if I have beer. I reply that I do. I then tell her that I will be in the tub and going to bed whatnot. I also said that I had ran out of lube and would appreciative if she brought some. To which she never responded.

On Sunday she says this:

-Slie, you were wasted lastnit ladybird

-My response: Not really bro, I had three drinks and one shot in four and-a-half hours of partying. I sweated most of it out any. I stand by the messages I sent you :) I meant them.

HBFierce: Oh baby you got pics

Slie: At the club last night or of just me?

Slie: Come on over and judge for yourself. If you have a camera, you can snap off a pic or two and help me post them?

I invited her out to lunch on Tuesday (her birthday). She has not responded. We will see what happens.

Author:  TheFury [ Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Near lay out of nowhere.

Another tip. Don't do lunch dates, ever. They are generally not romantic, it is usually logistically difficult if not impossible to f-close, and they just overall suck. Go out at night. If she won't agree and suggests lunch, don't agree, ever. When a girl suggests lunch that = "I am only interested enough to meet you if it takes up absolutely none of my time and is just something I would be doing anyway" Why would you want to meet someone like that?

Author:  Temur/Jeskai [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Near lay out of nowhere.

To be honest Fury, I was interested just in meeting her. I thought lunch on her (supposed) Birthday would be a low pressure situation. We both know that we are DTF, but why make it just about the hook-up. I do not know where to draw the line between being a gentleman and going caveman, especially with a girl who I have never met but appears ready to have sex with me.

Author:  TheFury [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Near lay out of nowhere.

Quote:
To be honest Fury, I was interested just in meeting her. I thought lunch on her (supposed) Birthday would be a low pressure situation. We both know that we are DTF, but why make it just about the hook-up. I do not know where to draw the line between being a gentleman and going caveman, especially with a girl who I have never met but appears ready to have sex with me.
Going on a date that can lead to sex is not going caveman or not being a gentleman. Taking a girl out to lunch is, generally speaking, being a pussy.

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