My typical week includes climbing Mt. Everest backwards with all limbs bound, finding needles in haystacks, and rescuing lost puppies every Saturday afternoon. On Tuesdays and Sundays I enter a cave, don spandex, then crusade against the evil plaguing Gotham City.

Every other month I dedicate to flexing my guns in bathroom mirrors & polishing my armor to slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, free captured unicorns, and kiss frogs looking for my princess.

Sorry, I just find some of these online profiles quite self-indulgent and narcissistic.

Really, I'm just an awesome guy looking for a gal who knows how to have a little fun. My sarcasm and humor are second to none!! I'm a people person and very social... I'm fairly responsible; I pay my bills, have my own place, and have transportation. Never been married; don't have any children..

There is a lot about me I'm not gonna post on the Internet. If you'd like to know the real me, you're just gonna need to be creative and ask.