Free Beer?! will make you look like a alcoholic
Bs talking not bad, like the travel stories =)
not sure about the mario bros line, maybe to harsh with *dont waste your time*?!
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| Author: | TwelveityTwelve [ Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | PoF Profile Critique |
I do pretty well in real life game just going off instinct and being drunk, but I was on a date the other night that I fucked up and the girl told me about a dating site PoF. After the date didn't go so hot I decided to hop on and try it out and immediately realized I was going to need help. I googled some pointers for PoF and came across this forum and some others and did some reading. I spent probably a whole day reading and modifying my profile and this is what I have come up with. All of this stuff is also just like my real life personality and most of the things in the profile do have a grain of truth to them. Headline: Free Beer! About Me: I have a Bachelor's Degree in cuddling. I can get any footlong at Subway for $5. I have an Olympic gold medal in shit-talking. I've almost made it all the way through the movie Up without crying. I eat my pizza rolls without letting them cool. My biggest life accomplishment was when I changed a tire drunk only to find out I had 2 popped tires. I know all the words to every T.V. theme song from the 90's. I am fluent in Spanglish. So generally an all around awesome dude. I was born and raised in XXXX but have traveled to many places. Rode in a Kangaroos pouch in Australia while sampling there unique energy drinks. In New Zealand I "helped a few sheep through the fence". Went to Mexico to get tacos and ended up finding an awesome pizza place. I plan on going back to college and becoming a Firemen so I can finally get paid for my hobby of rescuing cats from trees, and old ladies from burning buildings. I'm looking for a girl I can actually be friends with first, I'm not just another piece of ass, someone I can shoot the sh*tand have pointless arguments with like which color M&M's taste better. Oh! And you must be able to do a sound effect from Mario Bros. otherwise don't waste either of your time! First Date: Dinner and a Movie? Staring contest in a dark alley? Pfft... lets get drunk and dance in the street! Interests: Hanging out with Friends, Drinking, Sarcasm, Money, Dancing like and Idiot, Goofing Off, Music, Movies And I put my job as 'Lion Tamer' Thanks for the help guys! |
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| Author: | Romino [ Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PoF Profile Critique |
Free Beer?! will make you look like a alcoholic Bs talking not bad, like the travel stories =) not sure about the mario bros line, maybe to harsh with *dont waste your time*?! |
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