Hey
11:32pm
Keisha
Oh, I get a happy face?
Awesome.
11:33pm
Jake
Im always happy
11:33pm
Keisha
Haha well that's always a good thing! I'm almost always happy, but I'm a bitch...sooo...
11:34pm
Jake
As long as youre not a bitch to me, we wont have issues. If you are... well... ill be mean too lol
11:35pm
Keisha
Haha well have I been a bitch to you so far..?
;D
hahaha
11:36pm
Jake
Not that i know of. But i mean, idk why, Im a fat ass lol
11:37pm
Keisha
Hah, um, no... you're not...
11:37pm
Jake
No backtalking
11:37pm
Keisha
And you automatically assume I'm mean to fat people? lol
I'll backtalk all I want!
;D
11:38pm
Jake
You wont. And i mean, isn't everyone? jk
11:39pm
Keisha
I willllll! and..yeah... I kinda am..I gueessss...
11:40pm
Jake
Don't guess. Being sure of yourself is super attractive. Just be like "My names keisha, and im always right...bitches"
11:41pm
Keisha
Hahah but I am!
And who brought attractiveness into the conversation? haha
11:42pm
Jake
Attractiveness makes a lot better conversations. Did you know you are 3 times more likely to get a job if you are attractive? Kinda like that.
11:43pm
Keisha
Haha well, I got lots of compliments at work todaaayyy....
11:45pm
Jake
Haha, Being truly attractive is something thats on the inside. But thats a conversation for a different time. What are you up to?
11:46pm
Keisha
Haha yes it is...aaaand, just hangin' out, wished Kyle a happy birthday, you?
11:47pm
Jake
Just got home from work a bit ago. Now im talking to you
11:48pm
Keisha
Oh, I would have never guessed that you were talking to me
11:48pm
Jake
slow? lol
11:48pm
Keisha
And I just got home from work a while ago too.
Haha jerk
11:49pm
Jake
We have so much in common! lol. Im not a jerk!
11:49pm
Keisha
Mmm, suuuurrrreeeee... ;P
11:50pm
Jake
I mean, im always right, and i said it... therefor...
Unbeatable logic right there
11:51pm
Keisha
Well, I juuust beat your unbeatable logic!
11:52pm
Jake
how so?
11:53pm
Keisha
Mmmm, just because I did. I'm always right myself, you know.
11:53pm
Jake
It seems we are at an impass. Alright, i got it. Heads or tails?
11:54pm
Keisha
Haha hmmmm, whatever you want. I mean, I can't see it, so...no fair!
11:56pm
Jake
Life just seems to be unfair. But at least it's unfair in my favor. And it landed on its side... we have to figure out a better way of deciding who is right lol
Keisha
Hmmmmm, I got it! ...wait, no....
11:57pm
Jake
Haha
11:57pm
Keisha
What are we gonna do!
11:58pm
Jake
We will judge on cool points.
11:59pm
Keisha
Mhmmmm, I see. And how does one get these "cool points"?
11:59pm
Jake
Well, you gotta prove to me that you are super cool
HER
And how exactly do I do that?
12:01am
Im not gonna tie you down with limitations. Ill give you 5 cool points just because you are beautiful on the outside, but its gonna take more than pretty looks to convince me