So this is my 2nd week on Online Dating sites. 2nd day trying out OKC. This is me talking to an HB 8.5. She had some inkling about bowling on her profile so I decided to bring it up... Lemme know what you boys think.
My Opener: I love to bowl. But I'm so bad! Help!
Her: How can I help?
Me: Well I was thinking on our first date we can go bowling and you can show be a few things. Lol. Maybe a little too forward. Ill start by introducing myself. I'm Jared.
She responds to me via OKC chat:
Here we go:
Her: Hey
Me: Hey Britt!
Her: Hows it going?
Me: I'm doing great actually just got back from a long walk with my dog. You?
Her: Cutee ( sorry if that offends) Im trying to do a paper for school
Me: Lol. Its okay.. I'll give you a break on that one... Joking. Yeah. Cooper is a cute dog.
Her:No is my dog Jaxson
Me: Lol Jaxson with an X... Now thats cute!
8:59pm
Her: I know Right
Me: Lol. So tell me about this paper your having trouble with..
Her: My report on my Stage.
Me: What kind of stage?
9:05pm
Her: Hair dressing Stage
9:11pm
Me: So is this assignment on shampoo and c onditioner or how to make bee hive using hairspray?
Her: Lol.
Her: Actually
Her: You have it right on the nose
Her:
Her: Kidding LO
XP*
Me: Lol. I was like... No way. Im too good. You got my hopes up. That was mean.
Im sorry
Me: Lol. Well for the record you seem to have a good sense of hair style from your photo. I would of probably gone a bit less easy on the blonde undertones. Its still very cute. (lol)
Her: Im all brunette now
Her: That was something we wanted to try
Me: we? as in you and your hair?
9:17pm
Her: My and my mentor
Her: Sorry
Her: My menor and I
Her: Mentor*
Me: Lol. Yea I was gonna say. I'm the grammar police btw.. forgot to put it in my profile. Thats a $20 fine.
Me: I'll give you a break.
Me: 20$
Her: What
Her: Thats uncool!
Her:
Me: Sorry its the law.
9:24pm
Her: i never seen it in the law books
Me: Its called The Becherelle.
Her: okayy
Me: Yea! So all brunette now? Interesting. I think you can pull it off.
I can. Its brings out my eyes
9:30pm
Me: I think your eyes bring out themselves.
Her: The Dark color helps
Me: I see your point. So tell me if we start dating do I get free haircuts? I usually go for a number 2 buzz.
Me: Simple stuff.
Her: Ill see what I can do ;p But that IF.
Me: As the gramma r police I've officially banned the word IF.
Her: gramma?
Her: Why is that?/
9:39pm
Me: Sorry " when" we start dating.
Her: Why do you say we are gonna date?
Her: What if we dont like eachother in person eh?
Me: I'm very optimistic. I live life without any hopes or expectations. I feel a good vibe talking to you. Thats all I need for now.
Her: Pkayy
Her: Okayy* ]
Her: So where do you live
Me: west island. you?
9:44pm
Her: Off island
Me: southshore?
Her: Vaudreuil
Her: I work in the west island that would be a long commute from southshore
Me: Lol. It was a guess.
Her: I know
Me: Lol. Tabarnak. Arrete avec ton osti langue.
Huh?
Me: Lol. I thought you spoke some french since you were from Vaudreuil. I said stop with your tongue.
...9:51pm
Her: I live in Vaudreuil Yes
Her: Not from montreal
Her: And some
Her: I can say do you want coffee :p
Her: Kidding haha
Me: Lol. Funny! So your asking me for a coffee?
Her: No. I was making a joke. Inside I guess
Her: Lol. Inside your head maybe...
Her: Haha.
Her: Inside joke
Her: Dont ask
9:57pm
Me: I'm asking lol!
Her: There is this girl in my class and she cant speak french well so she ask's someone if they want coffee by saying " Voulez-vouz de coffee?" Really franglais
Me: Lol. Well in my Mandarin class I ask all the asian kids if they want chinese food.. they're all like no!! to us Its just FOOD!!
Her: LOL
10:03pm
Me: Lol. So when are we going bowling?
Idk
Her: When are we?
Me: What you saying this weekend?
Her: More friday i think you said?
Me: Did I? I don't recall. I gotta check the schedule for Friday..
10:10pm
Her: kk
Me: Alright looks like I have an opening lol. What you doing between 7:15 and 7:53?
Me: I dont know Id have to check my schedule and hget back to you
Her: Lol. Ok.
Her: Should be free but 7:53?
Her: Whats at 7: 54?
:p
10:15pm
Me: My other date.. lol...ohhhh... bum bum bah!!! I'm joking! Yea Friday night it is. Your going down btw in the bowling match!
Her: We will have to see about that
Me: Lol you gonna get owned!!!
Her: Haha
Her: Your funny when your acting tough
Her: haha
Her: ;P
Me: Lol. Oh yea??
Made plans to meet up Friday night.
Decided to take the playful, funny angle with this one. Worked out okay.