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Author:  Viva La Brisbane [ Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:24 am ]
Post subject:  Online Opener.
I don't know who to credit this to. I found it some time ago. Here is an opener which has 5 out of 5 hooks.

"So, assuming that in the last (insert however long in hours or days their ad's been up) you haven't already met the love of your life off of your CL ad, eloped, and are currently on your way to honeymoon in (pick cheesy, cliche honeymoon spot) for the next fortnight, here's my response to your intriguing post... "

It is best used for online dating sites. Some replies i have gotten below...

These two are from today. Feel free to issue me with advice to follow this on.
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Now THAT was an impressive email.... you have certainly got my attention!!! lol.

What if I told you once I did get it through the other side of the wall and out in to the parking lot? Yes I'm not kidding... the fact that there was a small vent in the wall that no one could see is besides the point... :P

So... what do you do that's interesting?

HB7 :) (ps guys, i made a comment about her playing squash)
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I am! but lucky for you I'm having second thoughts and this private jet has wireless internet :)
hb9
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Author:  JSmooth [ Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:19 pm ]
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Looks like a good way to be different. I'll be sure to give that a try.
Author:  Viva La Brisbane [ Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:07 pm ]
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You know for some reason, I can't come back with something to say to the Hb9. The other one was easy as she gave me something to work with. Or it may just be that i am being a pussy, and need to man up. Either way. Someone give me a tip.
Author:  Thugnificient [ Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:01 pm ]
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Ask her about that private jet she's on
this girl either some executive business woman or daddy's lil rich girl

You: Private Jet wow what do you do???

Its a question which warrants a response

Also I hope these girls are in your area otherwise its rather pointless game girls who live 50+miles away. However private jet girl may be worth the effort
Author:  Viva La Brisbane [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:45 am ]
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I think you will actually find it's just some Good looking girl with a high value on herself. Fair enough she just might be rich, but i highly doubt the actual fact that theres any relevance to the Private jet. It's just sarcastic humour on her part.

If i was to say what you said, that would be following her frame, and dlv to myself.

what do you guys think of this...
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Window or Aisle Seat? Aisle seat is so much better, get heaps more people to talk to, and thats good when your on a long flight.

What do you do?
Author:  Yillan [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:42 am ]
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Make sure to fasten your seatbelt...wouldn't want the turbulence to damage your laptop.

What kind of laptop is it, by the way? (And you better not say Dell!)
Author:  Viva La Brisbane [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:46 am ]
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I don't think i should venture into asking anything at all about " this flight" as she is not on one... It's a silly frame and one that i need to move out of asap. Something conversational and moving forward in the direction of getting her comfortable.
Author:  JMart [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:33 am ]
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how about a simple "so how are you doing today?"

it seems like your over thinking it man.....its ONLINE sarging theres literally millions of others to choose from lol not like the usual odds of mere hundreds in a club hahaha
Author:  Hunt [ Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:08 am ]
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"Make sure to fasten your seatbelt...wouldn't want the turbulence to damage your laptop." I liked this one, just to keep the sarcastic teasing, but just as a opener! then after, i would try to start more of a real conversation! look at her profil, its got have something you can use ! But I would keep a bit of the originality and C/F , cause that seemed to have worked!

Tell us how it goes!

Take care,
Hunt
Author:  Hunt [ Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:07 pm ]
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I used your line!! haha
So far a girl wrote me back asking for my msn !!!
I gave it to her last night and so far she didn't add mr yet!
Lets see wht happens!
take care!

Hunt
Author:  chio [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:06 pm ]
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Quote:
Make sure to fasten your seatbelt...wouldn't want the turbulence to damage your laptop.

What kind of laptop is it, by the way? (And you better not say Dell!)
Hey, Dell's are decent computers.
Author:  JSmooth [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:18 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:
Make sure to fasten your seatbelt...wouldn't want the turbulence to damage your laptop.

What kind of laptop is it, by the way? (And you better not say Dell!)
Hey, Dell's are decent computers.
I WORK FOR DELL IN THEIR TECH SUPPORT IN THE US!!! EASY NOW YILLAN!!!
Author:  Viva La Brisbane [ Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:09 am ]
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I am having alot of trouble replying to this...
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What do I do ayyyye? I work pretty much all the time in retail and in customer service and i go to uni YAWN

In my spare time I go out, im a loose kid pretty much all the time or i stay in and go stir crazy.

So what do u do besides be more fun than my dad drunk, which is pretty hard to be might I add.
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Any tips are appreciated.... can't promise i won't blow myself out first.

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EDIT
I am thinking of going with this

"Uni Yawn" Where bouts is that :P.

You know I would Pin you as a Valley girl. I reckon the Met, Family or Mass. Correct me if i am wrong.

I like to do whatever i want. Just flew in from a random fishing trip from townsville. At the moment i am on holidays so it's all fun :P.

Hey. I'm more of a people person and find online email slow, especially since i was just away for days. I prefer conversation to be instant. My phone number is **** *** ***, whats yours and a name to go with it !

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Author:  Johnny31 [ Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:44 pm ]
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used this and it worked 1of 5 times. i'm gonna keep pluggin away at it to use more of the information they use in their ad in my email and not just this canne opener. what do you guys usually put in the subject box?
Author:  misterbelvedere [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:29 pm ]
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Ive been playing around using negs, opinion questions and other tactics for getting first response from HB9 and HB10s.

Most of the stuff Ive been reading says neg her but out of 30 HB9 and 10s I messaged the only responses I got came when i made her feel like the only girl worth talking to on the site.

Do any of you guys have a system for choosing which opener to use on certain HBs?
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