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| Author: | ThomasThatLegend [ Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Boredom to Wwait..WHat?!? [Facebook/Texting] |
So I was running through my phone and I had the greatest idea ever. It all begins with me rummaging through my phone looking for someone who was hot enough to text while I was bored. I looked through my facebook contacts to a girl I didn't know. She was smoking hot, wearing a bikini in her profile picture, had tons of sexy photos, especially with her friends. So I figured I would send her something random and start a conversation. Here it goes Sherlock Holmes in italics included. (I texted her from her number that I got off of facebook) Me:There is nothing hotter than a woman with sexed up hair clinching her nail in your back moaning "oh baby talk nerdy to me" (Credit to someone on this forum using that as a status on facebook.) HB10:Um... Who is this? Me: 1h46m later A modeling agent. HB10:Name...? Me:Actually I'm a freelance photographer, not an agent haha. I'm a senior at _ _. If your interested, I need to test out my new camera soon. HB10:Name? Me:Thomas. HB10: 30m later Gtf (And you think i'm gonna let that slide.) Me:Damn your a feisty one (Retaliate) HB10: You like that huh I got that ☐ inside me! (Probably thinking I had an iPhone, sending me one of those silly characters on the iPhone that I didn't have.) Me:Yeah. It tells me you have a personality behind your looks. (Ohucleva Thomas, ucleva.) HB10:Are you a choo choo train? (Oh no you did-ant bitch.) Me:Chugga chugga choo cho all day long (Retailiate) HB10: ☐ (There you go with those gay iphone symbols again.) HB10: 8===☐===> ☐ Oh my, what do i do now? ☐ Me:I don't have an iPhone I don't know what that is. (Retaliate) HB10:Well I guess we can't meet up then... I was gonna FaceTime you naked too lathered in cocoa butter! (Two can play at this game.) Me:You know I was actually being serious about the photography...and that sounds lovely, haha RETALIATE/DISCOMBOBULATE. HB10: Text me on my other phone then XXXYYYZZZZ HB10: If that's cool (Prognosis: Interested.) Second Phone: Me: No Problemo Incoming call, from HB10. Call denied. Me: Call me next wednesday. (You're the chef now.) HB10: K sweetheart (Egg scrambling, for alphafemale) "K" Me:If it all goes well, tell your friends (Grits added to plate) HB10: Oh I willll (Bread and butter, perhaps?) Prognosis: One egg scrambled, discombobulated, grits added. Butter spread on bread. Breakfast is SERVED.[/b] |
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| Author: | ThomasThatLegend [ Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:51 pm ] |
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Someone should try this idea, and let me know how it goes |
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