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Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed May 30, 2012 5:50 pm ]
Post subject:  You guys will LOVE this one!
I opened a couple of sets on POF, haven't done that in a while...slow day LOL

Same opener-3 sets; 2 of those are going well 8)

The 3rd an HB8.5 (lawyer) is apparently menstruating :shock:

Here is the convo:


Me;
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let
you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always
have a special place in my heart.
Your ex-hubby,

P.S.
You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii =)

Ms Bitchy:
Upon reading yours, I really must rebutt your wishful, but colorful day dream. I can assure you, beyond a shadwo of a doubt, I never was married to you. First and foremost, you are not the type I would have considered. Secondly, my kids are way to polite, careing, nice looking and educated to be raised, even in part by you. Lastly, Your looks doesnt appeal to me whatsoever so you would have never made it to my bed.

However, I will go to Hawaii, on my own. FOR REAL ;)


Me:
Wow! Bawhahahaha! Thanks for the "colorful" shutdown :O!

It is to bad articulate, handsome Men are not your type!

Who said anything about "making it to your bed"? I'm not THAT easy
sweetheart!:)

Good Luck!

Ms Bitchy:
In your pompus and VERY imaginary dream, you were married to me, thus, in my bed. Dont flatter yourself, you are not that good looking. You are on a dating site, harrassing peole


I was thinking of replying with:

It's sad your past relationships have left you so seemingly bitter!
I Hope your situation improves :D

I assume this means a blow job is out of the question? 8)

What do you guys think?
Author:  JSmooth [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:15 pm ]
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I think I wouldn't waste anymore time with her. Some are just not worth the effort. But if you are bored and just having fun go for it. Just hope she doesn't flag you as a bad member or something.
Author:  TheSeagull [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:16 pm ]
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since a blow-job is out of the question, you might as well keep the fun going

Dear (ex-)wife, it is very unfortunate that you are forcing me to remind you how on our first night as newly-wed I ended up sleeping with the restaurant waitress leaving you alone with a bunch of self-pleasuring devices.
Author:  ThexTallxNinja3 [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:21 pm ]
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I find it rather humorous that she ties in you being on a dating website with not being good looking when she is on one herself...
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:21 pm ]
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I think I wouldn't waste anymore time with her. Some are just not worth the effort. But if you are bored and just having fun go for it. Just hope she doesn't flag you as a bad member or something.
Yes, I guess you could say bored :lol:

I was enjoying the banter, and posted it to show that no matter what, or how good your game is! Not everyone is going to LIKE it! :wink:
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:26 pm ]
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I find it rather humorous that she ties in you being on a dating website with not being good looking when she is on one herself...
Hahaha! Quite true, key point that she said she didn't find me THAT good looking! :lol: :lol:
Author:  Johnny_D [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:45 pm ]
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interesting
8)
Author:  freshbreath0909 [ Thu May 31, 2012 10:00 pm ]
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posted it to show that no matter what, or how good your game is! Not everyone is going to LIKE it!
Sorry but I couldn't let that slide.. Not attacking you personally but copying and pasting a routine, especially online, is hardly what most people would call an example of solid game.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:23 am ]
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posted it to show that no matter what, or how good your game is! Not everyone is going to LIKE it!
Sorry but I couldn't let that slide.. Not attacking you personally but copying and pasting a routine, especially online, is hardly what most people would call an example of solid game.
Bawhaha yeah call me lazy!! I did not say it was "solid" I did copy the opener, the rest is all me Bro, Online is not really my thing, but fuck it, it worked solid! I got numbers from the other 2 :lol:

of course you do understand you can ONLY copy and paste online? :lol:
Thank's for calling me out ....
Author:  freshbreath0909 [ Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:02 am ]
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I know what your trying to do here and it's not going to work.

Congrats on the numbers.[/b]
Author:  detox75 [ Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:14 am ]
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Secondly, my kids are way to polite, careing, nice looking and educated to be raised, even in part by you. Lastly, Your looks doesnt appeal to me whatsoever so you
I would have pedantically ridiculed her poor diction and grammar

however you made the same mistake with your syntax as well so perhaps just keep teasing her although I doubt it will result in anything good. Sometimes its worth getting a bitch mad just to make a point.

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It is to bad articulate, handsome Men are not your type!
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