I sarged L on OkCupid and gave her my phone number. HB5.5
This is the text convo we had from a quarter to midnight to about 1 am last night. Minor edits for compactness since I am hand copying the text from my phone.
A few comments added in between
The other night she sends me a sweet dreams text and I reply "sweet dreams are very welcome but who are you?"
L: "I am X from Okcupid - I know it's late but hope you're having sweet dreams"
Me: "Do you have a real name? For my phone contacts"
L: "X is one of my online names, my main FB name. look me up"
(after a minute or two)
L: "My real life name is L, though"
Me: "Nice to meet you L. How are you?"
L: "Tired. Just got home from work an hour ago.. planning in catching some zz soon. I work in the morning How are you?"
Me: "Got it. I am actually in bed right now. It has been a long day. I am gonna sleep soon. Need go to work tomorrow"
L: "well then 'insert real name here' Iwish you good night then'"
Me: "you can wish me good night. or we can keep texting till we fall asleep and be the last thought on each other's mind. I would love the latter. Btw, I am Seagull"
L: "I have got math to finish. good night anyway and good morning if I don't 'see' youSeagull"
L: "The thought is very sweet though"
Me: "You should not underestimate my potential for maths I am an engineer"
L: "Then my ineptitude will likely frustrate you I am an English major myself, transferring in the fall"
Me: "If you are really that bad of a student I guess I will have to punish you"
L: "Will you? Oh no!"
Me: "I will. Bad students learn better after getting spanked"
L: ":) I've never tried that but it sounds interesting lol"
Me: "Try it. I am told I am good at spanking naughty students like yourself. My hand feeds good when hitting the ass cheeks of the mischievous girl"
(thanks for the practice, J)
L: "Like I said it is intriguing but seriously I do have some reservations with that kind of thing. I have associations which are not pleasant. But I am willing to experiment"
Me: "That's good. Keeping an open mind is good. What else would you be willing to experiment?"
L: "There are many things I have never done. But I do have an open mind to most if asked. Asking is important. You might say I am innocent in many ways"
Me: "Well then there are ways to rescue you from your innocence. I know a radical way"
L: "How radical are we talking? I am intrigued But wary"
Me: "Very much so. Wear sexy underwear. Wear random shirt and pants. Drive here. Spend the whole night having sex with me. Wake up much less innocent"
(this seems to be a straightforward game. I play it direct. Come here and let's fuck. I don't expect it to happen, but the better if it does. As you can tell, it didn't because this is no lay report. But it worked in an indirect sense)
L: "Oh sounds fun but I am not ready to take that leap yet. Tempting though"
Me: "Do not resist temptation"
L: "Unless it would be irresponsible. I am a sensible girl. I am too tired to drive right now. Sorry"
L: "Plus I do not own any sexy lingerie. time to go shopping"
Me: "What are you wearing right now?"
L: "Just a t-shirt..."
Me: "Must be pretty warm there. No bra no panties just a t-shirt"
L: "Yeah I have still got the AC on"
Me: "You should send me a pic of yourself. Right now. With just your t-shirt on. Or even better without it, be naughty"
L: "A shopping trip is likely due. And some pictures. My wardrobe is not exactly flattering"
Me: "Don't worry about flattering. I want to see you now"
L: "Alright.. but top only.. can't figure out how to do full body with my iPhone"
Me: "Will do. I will take full body when we are together"
*sends two photos of herself with shirt on*
L: "*blushes* thank you. you have no idea how warm and fuzzy that makes me feel"
Me: "take your shirt off. for my eyes only"
L: Hold your horses keep your pants on"
Me: "I might take them off. If you take your shirt off. Seems even"
*actually sends 4 topless photos*
L: "you have no idea how hard those were to get. one handed without glasses. first and last are my fans. you?"
Me: "I like second and last. I am sure they were a challenge. But they make you warm and fuzzy"
L "Naughty (I read your pants text) I might have to punish you"
L: "they did. very warm and very fuzzy
"Me: "If so I might have one last photo challenge for you tonight"
L: "Hmmm?"
Me: "Curious?"
L: "Always"
Me: "Go lie on your bed. Naked. Belly up. Take a photo. Make sure I can see your face and your nipples. Send it to me. And tell me how warm it makes you feel"
L: "Sure but since this is a punishment you will get it some other time. Have sweet dreams, Seagull. I know I will"
Me: "I would punish myself otherwise"
(I took the hint.. but making out with N + this was making me too horny to fall asleep)
L: "I wanted to say I am tired. Hope I did not offend you"
Me: "No you did not. I was teasing you."
L: "I am seriously innocent. This kind of flirting is still new and exciting but I am very tired"
Me: "Sleep well. Sweet dreams. Will talk to you soon"
This morning I found a surprise. After saying good night she actually went to bed, took the photos and sent them my way
Me: "Oh wow. A nice way to start a new day of work. Good job L. I will make sure to reward you with warmth and fuzziness xx"
Any critique on this?