So I started talking to this HB 7/8 on okcupid...
We chatted for about 10 minutes, then she looked at my profile and said she was not interested in casual sex with anyone that she doesnt know....So I said, thats fine, I understand. But if you would like, you can still talk to me and we can be friends because you do seem like an interesting person.
So later on, we start talking......and the conversation is just fucking crazy. She's a real smart ass too lol. I'm just saying, the conversation went from what we were doing...to her watching a tv show...to somehow roleplaying, her in a store trying to buy dildos, and how i called out of work that day..and how i would have let her try some in the back....all the way to her being from venus and me from some distant galaxy....like really...its been a fucking wild conversation lol here's about the last quarter of the conversation
But I thought I would share with you guys...for those who could use help in keeping things going, they can see how to reply back to a type of girl that matches this one I'm talking to..
Quote:
ME: what did you say? all i could read was blah blah....blah blah blah..blah blah
HB: i'm sorry i can't hear you. my tits are too loud.
ME: stop doing jumping jacks, they might quiet down
HB: i need to keep my figure. these old bones need exercise.
HB: maybe if you did rowboats with you dick, you would talk louder so i could hear you over the loud roar of my tits. did you ever think of that?
ME: maybe my dick, and your tits should be introduced to eachother..so while they're busy getting acquainted we won't have to worry about raising our voices
HB: i don't know. my tits have this tendency to be like, "bitch why are we here? this place is bullshit. let's go to that new night club! i'm ready to party." i'm always like tits, no. i'm trying to give a presentation. jesus.
ME: I think its obvious why they would act that way
HB: you have some top notch theory?
ME: you're obviously not taking into consideration what they want..your presentation needs to include them more. otherwise they get bored and want to goto the club and boucne around..but they dont need to goto the club to be satisfied tho...your tits lack discipline
HB: they are being selfish. like i don't let them do what they want. i give them a curfew of 1 and they bring home these weird guys and they make me sleep on the couch while they do god knows what in my bed. disrespectful bitches is what they are.
ME: like i said, they lack discipline..what they need is a good twist or 2..maybe a flick or 3..perhaps a nibble if all else fails
HB: i don't think i could do that. i'm not a violent person.
ME: thats a good thing, cuz we're to hangout after i do my rowboats with my dick, i cant have you getting violent with us when your tits want to act a fool
HB: if they get out of line, i am very sorry. i will try and contain them as much as possible.
ME: as long as they're contained, things should go smoothly..but if they pop out i cant guarantee my dick won't come out of hiding to say whats up
HB: oh no.. i can hear them talking.. they're plotting against me.. they're going to make me look like a loser when we see each other. DX oh god..
ME: dont be so hard on yourself...worry about that stuff if they pop out and my dick decides to stay in hiding :p
HB: i'll tape them down. they won't be able to make a peep. hehehe. i wiinnnn.
ME: i dont know...if you tape them down too far, my dick will know you are trying to tame 2 wild beasts and might start talking really loud and excite them to the point they bust out of the tape shackles!
HB: why is your dick such a cocksucker?
ME: cuz you keep your tits from doing their job
HB: their job is to sit there and look pretty. not be sluts and act like cunts. THEY'RE TITS! NOT CUNTS!
ME: theres nothing slutty going on here..i dont believe in sluts or slutty people
HB: you obviously haven't met my tits.
ME: no shit i obviously havent met your tits...ye....i do, however, think it is funny you say your tits arent sluts...because they're not cunts...as if your cunt is a slut
HB: not my cunt... other cunts... you know.. the other cunts in the galaxy.. not mine. nope. no.
ME: lol just because one loves pleasure, doesn't make them a slut.
HB: my tits are whispering that they think you're a slut.
ME: They clearly want to meet Mr. Awesome over here, or they're jealous
HB: what? do you have really popular tits? they are always looking for popular tits to get them into the "cool" parties.
ME: Well lucky for you and your tits..theres always a "cool" party every where I go, and I'm usually somewhat picky as to who I invite..but you just might get lucky and get an invitiation
HB: FUCK YEAHHHHHH! i mean.. yeah... i'll see if i can make it..i might be busy.. you know... with other parties..
ME: thats fine...since you already pretty much told me if there was another party or parties...they wouldn't be cool
HB: did my tits text your dick that? they're lying.
ME: aww is that your way of trying to get my number? you're so cute
HB: pft...pft...pft..did it work?
ME: awwwww you are! You're asking for my number!
HB: am not .>
ME: Your tits must really secretly like me!
HB: i'm sorry. i stepped away from the computer... for ... a .... sec... WHAT THE FUCK!? MY FUCKING TITS DID THIS!
ME: I'm sure they didn't mean to leave you out!!
HB: i just went to get some water and they were hitting on you. D"X
ME: so what's your number? i'll program it in my phone and send you a text..cuz I'm about to get off here soon, i have to wake up early
HB: what?? i have to give YOU MY number? i'm pretty sure your dick started this. you give me yours ;p
ME: HEY STRANGE ALIEN GIRL!!! YOUR TITS ARE AT IT AGAIN!!!
HB: GOD DAMN IT. ONE FUCKING SECOND I TURN MY BACK.
HB: sweety, i'm pretty sure it is early.
ME: it is early hun...i gotta wake up at like 8
HB: oh shit. i like being called hun.**her phone number**.
ME: aw
HB: don't be a weird stalker set out to kill me and dump me in a river. =[
ME: aw hun dont worry about that..i'll only call you about 65 times a day and send you a text every 2 minutes on the dot
HB: i have to say that for the first time in a long time, i've really enjoyed a conversation with someone. i wanna have more. =]
HB: i'm sorry i can't hear you. my tits are too loud.
ME: stop doing jumping jacks, they might quiet down
HB: i need to keep my figure. these old bones need exercise.
HB: maybe if you did rowboats with you dick, you would talk louder so i could hear you over the loud roar of my tits. did you ever think of that?
ME: maybe my dick, and your tits should be introduced to eachother..so while they're busy getting acquainted we won't have to worry about raising our voices
HB: i don't know. my tits have this tendency to be like, "bitch why are we here? this place is bullshit. let's go to that new night club! i'm ready to party." i'm always like tits, no. i'm trying to give a presentation. jesus.
ME: I think its obvious why they would act that way
HB: you have some top notch theory?
ME: you're obviously not taking into consideration what they want..your presentation needs to include them more. otherwise they get bored and want to goto the club and boucne around..but they dont need to goto the club to be satisfied tho...your tits lack discipline
HB: they are being selfish. like i don't let them do what they want. i give them a curfew of 1 and they bring home these weird guys and they make me sleep on the couch while they do god knows what in my bed. disrespectful bitches is what they are.
ME: like i said, they lack discipline..what they need is a good twist or 2..maybe a flick or 3..perhaps a nibble if all else fails
HB: i don't think i could do that. i'm not a violent person.
ME: thats a good thing, cuz we're to hangout after i do my rowboats with my dick, i cant have you getting violent with us when your tits want to act a fool
HB: if they get out of line, i am very sorry. i will try and contain them as much as possible.
ME: as long as they're contained, things should go smoothly..but if they pop out i cant guarantee my dick won't come out of hiding to say whats up
HB: oh no.. i can hear them talking.. they're plotting against me.. they're going to make me look like a loser when we see each other. DX oh god..
ME: dont be so hard on yourself...worry about that stuff if they pop out and my dick decides to stay in hiding :p
HB: i'll tape them down. they won't be able to make a peep. hehehe. i wiinnnn.
ME: i dont know...if you tape them down too far, my dick will know you are trying to tame 2 wild beasts and might start talking really loud and excite them to the point they bust out of the tape shackles!
HB: why is your dick such a cocksucker?
ME: cuz you keep your tits from doing their job
HB: their job is to sit there and look pretty. not be sluts and act like cunts. THEY'RE TITS! NOT CUNTS!
ME: theres nothing slutty going on here..i dont believe in sluts or slutty people
HB: you obviously haven't met my tits.
ME: no shit i obviously havent met your tits...ye....i do, however, think it is funny you say your tits arent sluts...because they're not cunts...as if your cunt is a slut
HB: not my cunt... other cunts... you know.. the other cunts in the galaxy.. not mine. nope. no.
ME: lol just because one loves pleasure, doesn't make them a slut.
HB: my tits are whispering that they think you're a slut.
ME: They clearly want to meet Mr. Awesome over here, or they're jealous
HB: what? do you have really popular tits? they are always looking for popular tits to get them into the "cool" parties.
ME: Well lucky for you and your tits..theres always a "cool" party every where I go, and I'm usually somewhat picky as to who I invite..but you just might get lucky and get an invitiation
HB: FUCK YEAHHHHHH! i mean.. yeah... i'll see if i can make it..i might be busy.. you know... with other parties..
ME: thats fine...since you already pretty much told me if there was another party or parties...they wouldn't be cool
HB: did my tits text your dick that? they're lying.
ME: aww is that your way of trying to get my number? you're so cute
HB: pft...pft...pft..did it work?
ME: awwwww you are! You're asking for my number!
HB: am not .>
ME: Your tits must really secretly like me!
HB: i'm sorry. i stepped away from the computer... for ... a .... sec... WHAT THE FUCK!? MY FUCKING TITS DID THIS!
ME: I'm sure they didn't mean to leave you out!!
HB: i just went to get some water and they were hitting on you. D"X
ME: so what's your number? i'll program it in my phone and send you a text..cuz I'm about to get off here soon, i have to wake up early
HB: what?? i have to give YOU MY number? i'm pretty sure your dick started this. you give me yours ;p
ME: HEY STRANGE ALIEN GIRL!!! YOUR TITS ARE AT IT AGAIN!!!
HB: GOD DAMN IT. ONE FUCKING SECOND I TURN MY BACK.
HB: sweety, i'm pretty sure it is early.
ME: it is early hun...i gotta wake up at like 8
HB: oh shit. i like being called hun.**her phone number**.
ME: aw
HB: don't be a weird stalker set out to kill me and dump me in a river. =[
ME: aw hun dont worry about that..i'll only call you about 65 times a day and send you a text every 2 minutes on the dot
HB: i have to say that for the first time in a long time, i've really enjoyed a conversation with someone. i wanna have more. =]
I thought this was a decent example of keeping things going.. As you can see, the girl was real good with the comebacks and smart ass comments..and I feel I played them pretty well..and thats what you have to do to keep things interesting..Hope you guys enjoy and hope some of you will find this beneficial
Oh yeah...and even after all of this....the girl STILL HAS NOT SEEN A PICTURE OF ME! lol