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My self-summary
You ever seen that scene from Animal House where this douchebag is at a frat party playing some pansy song on his guitar about boneless chicken or some bullshit and some girls are loving it? Yeah, and you know how Jim Belushi smashed his guitar? That's what I think of when I see dumb ass Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews wannabe assholes playing their guitars in public. That's the kinda guy I am.

I was born in NYC, grew up mostly in rural PA, then went to Philly for school. I moved to NY from Philadelphia back in fall 2009. I'm on a quest to acquire aesthetics and currency.

What I’m doing with my life
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw

Recently left the airline industry to work as a Membership Consultant in the fitness industry. If you need a spot, come to MY gym.

After having quit martial arts, I've realized that I've left the ascetic lifestyle of martial arts to pursue a more AESTHETIC lifestyle of overall fitness (or at least looking the part). Being in a gym all day helps with that. And I'm trying to get into cricket.

I’m really good at
Pec Dancing (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FWrja-W24)
and low kicks (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMZMF7KGv0)
Looking good in pleated dress pants
Deadlifting - U MIRIN BRAH? YEAH U FUCKING JELLY
And for you dudes browsing my profile - I'm really good at stealing your girlfriend (if your lame overweight ass had one! COME AT ME!!)

The first things people usually notice about me
DATASS

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My New Year resolution is to read one new book every month. Gonna look mostly for "self-improvement" stuff and stuff relevant to work...
I tear through my Netflix queue, mosty 80's and 90's movies that I missed out on before, usually really campy B-movies.
The only music I don't like is the stuff that is overplayed. Don't get me wrong, I loved it at first, but after 5 times a day... not so much... That being said, having the same song playing on two different radio stations should be illegal. Coldplay too. Yes, Coldplay and similar whiny music should be illegal.
I'm not picky about food, but my favorites are noodles and curry from all countries.

The six things I could never do without
Gym
Caffeine (coffee, tea, pills, pre-workout)
Carmex
Bacon
iPhone and apps
Protein Supplements

Hates:
Grammer Nazis - If you were doing something constructive in life with that useless English degree, you wouldn't be wasting your time editing or correcting grammatical errors online
That stupid fucking Bostonian accent.
Girls claiming to be foodies, but having dietary restrictions or eating like birds
Dyke-spike haircuts
People playing music on their phones in the subway
When I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
People who talk on the phone while they "work out" and people who do curls on the squat rack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Aesthetics and how to be a sick kunt (and not a hard kunt)
Unfortunately the only people mirin aesthetics are other dudes... smh

On a typical Friday night I am
Being a sick kunt, maybe a mad kunt. Probably in the the club chewing GUM. Or blazin.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it were acceptable for men to wear leggings as pants, I totally would. I also relate to the unforgivable guy on YouTube.

I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 18-50
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
DO IT!!

I don't know what pisses me off - girls discriminating based on height like they're super models or some shit, or girls demanding "proper grammar" in one of the most international cities where English isn't everybody's first language... (especially if they claim to have a thing for accents - LOLLL)

Author:	SOUL_FIGHTER [ Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:03 am ]
Post subject:	Check out my OkCupid Profile
What it do brahs... I think I really come off as a fuckin douche in my OkCupid profile. Maybe its because I am a douche but still - check it out: Link here http://www.okcupid.com/profile/comeattmebro - for those who don't want to click or dont have OkCupid, I copy&pasta'd below: Quote: My self-summary You ever seen that scene from Animal House where this douchebag is at a frat party playing some pansy song on his guitar about boneless chicken or some bullshit and some girls are loving it? Yeah, and you know how Jim Belushi smashed his guitar? That's what I think of when I see dumb ass Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews wannabe assholes playing their guitars in public. That's the kinda guy I am. I was born in NYC, grew up mostly in rural PA, then went to Philly for school. I moved to NY from Philadelphia back in fall 2009. I'm on a quest to acquire aesthetics and currency. What I’m doing with my life "Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw Recently left the airline industry to work as a Membership Consultant in the fitness industry. If you need a spot, come to MY gym. After having quit martial arts, I've realized that I've left the ascetic lifestyle of martial arts to pursue a more AESTHETIC lifestyle of overall fitness (or at least looking the part). Being in a gym all day helps with that. And I'm trying to get into cricket. I’m really good at Pec Dancing (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FWrja-W24) and low kicks (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMZMF7KGv0) Looking good in pleated dress pants Deadlifting - U MIRIN BRAH? YEAH U FUCKING JELLY And for you dudes browsing my profile - I'm really good at stealing your girlfriend (if your lame overweight ass had one! COME AT ME!!) The first things people usually notice about me DATASS Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food My New Year resolution is to read one new book every month. Gonna look mostly for "self-improvement" stuff and stuff relevant to work... I tear through my Netflix queue, mosty 80's and 90's movies that I missed out on before, usually really campy B-movies. The only music I don't like is the stuff that is overplayed. Don't get me wrong, I loved it at first, but after 5 times a day... not so much... That being said, having the same song playing on two different radio stations should be illegal. Coldplay too. Yes, Coldplay and similar whiny music should be illegal. I'm not picky about food, but my favorites are noodles and curry from all countries. The six things I could never do without Gym Caffeine (coffee, tea, pills, pre-workout) Carmex Bacon iPhone and apps Protein Supplements Hates: Grammer Nazis - If you were doing something constructive in life with that useless English degree, you wouldn't be wasting your time editing or correcting grammatical errors online That stupid fucking Bostonian accent. Girls claiming to be foodies, but having dietary restrictions or eating like birds Dyke-spike haircuts People playing music on their phones in the subway When I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it People who talk on the phone while they "work out" and people who do curls on the squat rack I spend a lot of time thinking about Aesthetics and how to be a sick kunt (and not a hard kunt) Unfortunately the only people mirin aesthetics are other dudes... smh On a typical Friday night I am Being a sick kunt, maybe a mad kunt. Probably in the the club chewing GUM. Or blazin. The most private thing I’m willing to admit If it were acceptable for men to wear leggings as pants, I totally would. I also relate to the unforgivable guy on YouTube. I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 18-50 Near me For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex You should message me if DO IT!! I don't know what pisses me off - girls discriminating based on height like they're super models or some shit, or girls demanding "proper grammar" in one of the most international cities where English isn't everybody's first language... (especially if they claim to have a thing for accents - LOLLL) And I'll put up my top 3 pics for youse guys:

Author:	Rosewood [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:14 am ]
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You look like an uber douche. The only girls interested in you will probably be fake ones that area actually going to rob you. You will only come across as creepy and horny...not as a real person. Try wearing a shirt in atleast 1 picture....come on man!

Author:	Behindthepuber [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:34 pm ]
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I dont think anyone would want to read such a long profile.. Try to do more with less information

Author:	SOUL_FIGHTER [ Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:03 am ]
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Okay okay, revised: Quote: My self-summary You ever seen that scene from Animal House where this douchebag is at a frat party playing some pansy song on his guitar about boneless chicken or some bullshit and some girls are loving it? Yeah, and you know how Jim Belushi smashed his guitar? That's what I think of when I see dumb ass Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews wannabe assholes playing their guitars in public. That's the kinda guy I am. I was born in NYC, grew up mostly in rural PA, then went to Philly for school. I moved to NY from Philadelphia back in fall 2009. I'm on a quest to acquire aesthetics and currency. What I’m doing with my life "Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw Recently left the airline industry to work as a Membership Consultant in the fitness industry. If you need a spot, come to MY gym. While working in fitness, I'm also pursuing my own aesthetic goals. I would now like to take the chance to apologize for disregarding females while I was too busy acquiring aesthetics. I’m really good at Pec Dancing (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FWrja-W24) and low kicks (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMZMF7KGv0) And for you dudes browsing my profile - I'm really good at stealing your girlfriend (if your lame overweight ass had one! COME AT ME!!) The first things people usually notice about me DATASS Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food My New Year resolution is to read one new book every month. Gonna look mostly for "self-improvement" stuff and stuff relevant to work... I tear through my Netflix queue, mosty 80's and 90's movies that I missed out on before, usually really campy B-movies. As far as music goes, I like almost everything, but I don't get fanatical over one genre or artist/group. But I do think Coldplay should be illegal. I'm not picky about food, but my favorites are noodles and curry from all countries. The six things I could never do without Gym Caffeine (coffee, tea, pills, pre-workout) Carmex Bacon iPhone and apps Protein Supplements Hates: Grammer Nazis - Please do something constructive/profitable with that English major. You know, Hallmark's probably gonna give you good money to write some cards. That stupid fucking Bostonian accent. Dyke-spike haircuts People playing music on their phones in the subway When I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it People who talk on the phone while they "work out" and people who do curls on the squat rack I spend a lot of time thinking about Aesthetics and how to be a sick kunt (and not a hard kunt) Unfortunately the only people mirin aesthetics are other dudes... smh On a typical Friday night I am Being a sick kunt, maybe a mad kunt. Probably in the the club chewing GUM. Or blazin. Either way, my shirt's coming off for an AESTHETIC night. The most private thing I’m willing to admit If it were acceptable for men to wear leggings as pants, I totally would. I also relate to the unforgivable guy on YouTube. I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 18-50 Near me For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex You should message me if DO IT!! I don't know what pisses me off - girls discriminating based on height like they're super models or some shit, or girls demanding "proper grammar" in one of the most international cities where English isn't everybody's first language... (especially if they claim to have a thing for accents - LOLLL) And the first 3 pics: Hows that shit now? Honestly, I dont really have many pics where I have clothes on...

Author:	jpow1981 [ Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:46 pm ]
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Hey man, I checked out your profile on OKC. You can probably find me on your visitors list now. I think your profile might actually be alright, depending on what it is that you're interested in; but you'll probably want to make some adjustments Every woman who is asked will tell you that shirtless pics turn them off, but the stats on OKTrends show that they LIE. If you have a good body, you should show it off, but subtly-- so maybe one photo without a shirt, or else it comes across as if you're showing off, which is a turnoff for most women. Your boxing photo would work well. As is, I would imagine that the photos would mean that the only women to contact you either don't care about your personality (low standards) or are only interested in getting laid. If a woman wants to get laid, OKC is probably not the best venue, so I would suggest a different tact. As far as the written profile, my suggestion is to tone it down a little. I came to learn over the years as I gained and then later lost weight, that if you're a good looking guy, you have to turn down the cocky and turn up the funny. Ugly dudes should be cocky as fuck to suggest value, but good looking guys need to be less cocky or they come across as arrogant. You profile is also a little all over the place. You will probably have more success if you concentrate on getting your message out. 1. Qualify, 2. Qualify the women 3. talk about your interests so that women can contact you. 1 and 2 can be flip flopped in terms of order. Good luck man! Tell me how it turns out.

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Author:	nathore [ Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:38 am ]
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why do you have no shirt on in public with your arm around a woman who looks like your frat buddy's mum.

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