Whether this is for real or not I don't know. I want to message her just for laughs and if it turns out she is for real then added bonus. Never come across a profile quite like this. What would you say to someone like this?

Well for starters, I think she's a 7, so don't put all your eggs in that basket. But I think you should spit your normal game, say something shocking to grab her attention then follow up with something to the effect of 'I'm not like all those other guys it's going to take more than an easy profile to get into my pants. Are you a player? I know how those girls are.' Frame the conversation as her chasing you (instead of, how I'm sure, every other guy does the opposite) She looks mad easy, shouldn't be too hard. Good luck, post results!