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| Author: | motownsoul [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:53 am ] |
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Can be good, given the context of their use lol I was on facebook chat talking to this one girl..She said people have called her an "enigma" because people find it hard to "read her" like a hard to understand novel. So I said something a long the lines of "yeah, i guess you are like a book..so let me turn the page and feel whats written inside" she got a kick out of it... Then I said "theres nothing wrong with a late night story..afterall it is the holiday to give thanks" I think I went too far, or didn't say it right, with the last part, because she changed the subject...but I at least thought it was funny..could give a flying shit what she thinks |
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| Author: | motownsoul [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:20 am ] |
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The conversation kept going on...then it came to this Her: Watch this video!! *pasted link* ME: I'm eating an orange..I dont want to touch the keyboard or mouse cuz my hands have juices all over them Her: Use your pinky!! Me: No, it just drips off my hands Her: haha well what are you using to type then? Me: My diiiiick she got a kick out of that.... |
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| Author: | Vassion [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:22 am ] |
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It did work so well done  I also like to you a line that goes like this. Me: You're so cuteeee ;b HB: nonono(or whatever shitty response as worst case senario) Me: You seems strong on the outside but i know in the inside you're just a little cute girl seeking protection and love. HB: really? Me: yeah, (change topic and build comfort.) |
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| Author: | motownsoul [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:47 am ] |
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I'll try that in a lil bit lol I just asked her if she's good at pool..(I have a pool table, and an air hockey table) Me: Are you good at pool? Her: I can swim, but no, I suck at pool..I tried learning, but was horrible Me: Well what about tonsil hockey? Me: I mean air hockey lol she hasn't answered yet Update...I think its on... Her: I'm good at air hockey Her: I'm very competitive |
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| Author: | motownsoul [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:04 am ] |
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Well.... I told her I would kick her ass in air hockey, then we'd eat whatever she brings that i've never ate before..then she'd sing me a song.....I told her today I'll most likely be busy since its a holiday (Thanksgiving)...and Friday i'm going out...but later this weekend, if she's up for it. she said thats fine.....So I'm looking at Saturday..hopefully get some booty |
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| Author: | motownsoul [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:16 am ] |
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Me: it'll be fun...might wana bring some music just in case use to have on demand, with tons of music there..but, not anymore Her: lmao  ur sillyME: you better not start any trouble tho..i know how you aquarians can be sometimes Her: Yup. Im like a triple threat..Aquarious. Italian. & ENFJ personality...Worst combo.,.But I embrace it the best that I can Me: hah you're like...your own Menage a trois Her: huh? haha Me: lol over your head? Her: I dont know what it means..It's not english Me: lol well you learn something new everyday, look it up Her: I thought it was french!!! lmao *heart* So, she's not the brightest bulb...I thought she would have gotten the joke...Triple Threat...Menage a trois...lol But oh well. She's been using a lot of hearts in convo...I'm not looking for anything serious..So I'll find out where it goes, I guess on Saturday |
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| Author: | Vassion [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:32 am ] |
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Sweet, I'll be following up 
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| Author: | Nadine [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:00 pm ] |
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Quote:
Her: haha well what are you using to type then?
I'm actually laughing here.
Me: My diiiiick |
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| Author: | motownsoul [ Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:27 am ] |
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Im confused now....Tonight she messages me...she's just going on and on..talking about playing music...Then she brings up this guy she hung out with today who told her he wishes he would have kissed her blah blah but he felt it would have been awkward for her, and that he doesnt just kiss anybody blah blah I'm like damn haha Really threw me off track...The conversation we had the other night was going well, I thought..and tonight she's trying to talk to me like I'm her girlfriend...where did this come from? haha I just ignored it..and pretended that she didn't mention another guy.....cuz she was like "it confused me blah blah" like she was indirectly asking me for advice from a guys perspective..I duno lol just threw me off, thats all |
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