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Author:  Psychological [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Omegle pickup lol

Hi, felt bored so I played around a lil on omegle this is the result, nothing to brag about just thought it was funny :D
Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what is love?
You: baby dont hurt me
You: dont hurt me
You: no more
Stranger: hahahahahhahahaha
You: :D
Stranger: love is nothing
You: love sucks
Stranger: yes !
You: i have a feeling you're a dude
You: haha
Stranger: that's good.
Stranger: f or m?
You: i am a male
Stranger: i am a female
Stranger: from?
You: no way
You: a girl on omegle?
Stranger: yes :D
Stranger: hahhahaha
You: thats like bacon on pasta
You: to good to be true
Stranger: hahahah :D
Stranger: that's true
You: yeah
You: wow
Stranger: 17 f
You: never thought i would find my future wife on omegle
You: a baconlover with humor
Stranger: hahahahahahh
You: life is strange
Stranger: future wife?
Stranger: hahahahah
You: oh to soon? :S
You: ;)
Stranger: ok :D
Stranger: a?
You: 18
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: from?
You: i bet you are all like "no waaay hes like 54 or somthing"
You: sweden
You: you?
Stranger: poland
You: cool
Stranger: hahaha, i think, that's cool, 18y old, and you want to be my husband :D
You: yeah
You: you got everything
Stranger: what are you doing here?
You: actually im supposed to study
You: but got to bored, so logged on here to see if i could find some funny person :D
Stranger: I have not seen me, so you don;t know.
Stranger: hahah, ok :D
You: you like bacon
You: thats pretty much everything i need to know
You: but what are YOU doing here?
Stranger: hm.. i want to improve my english, and after all, i want to meet new people
You: thats cool
You: then you have meet the right person
Stranger: and I am looking for a husband :D
You: i study a program in english, i am a new person
You: and im your future husband
You: ;)
Stranger: hahahah, perfect !
Stranger: do u have facebook?
You: of course i have facebook
You: i do not live in a cave
You: ;)
Stranger: I would like to have contact with you, and i would like seemy husband :)
You: haha yeah why not
Stranger: send me a link :)
You: but you have to give me your profile
Stranger: ok
You: i dont really like to give mine out first ;)
Stranger: u first ;)
You: No sorry
You: maybe you are like a 60 year old perv?
Stranger: hahaha
You: you KNOW im a guy
You: so you have nothing to lose :P
Stranger: ok, but i dont know, you are like 75 years old guy :D
Stranger: but, fine
Stranger: -links fb-
You: then it would be cool if i had fb :D
Stranger: hhaahahhaah
You: hello magda ;)
Stranger: hello :)
Stranger: so?
You: hm should i add you or not
You: yeah
You: ill do s
You: o
You: ;)
Stranger: add !
Stranger: :)
You: done
You: im like to coolest kid ever just so you know
You: so you dont get surprised
Stranger: hahahah, ok :D
You: you have 10 seconds to accept the request, then ill cancel it ;)
You: to make sure its really you
Stranger: but i don't have ir
Stranger: *it
Stranger: done :D
Stranger: -links to a pic when im passed out-
Stranger: hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaaha
You: yeaah
You: hard night
You: :P
Stranger: hahha i can understand you :D
You: ^^
You: but hey magda, it was nice talking to you
You: but i need to go meet some friends now
Stranger: ok, have fun ;)
You: write me a message and we can chat later ;)
You: see you
Stranger: ok, see you ;)
Im actually going to Poland in some weeks so this can be something ;)

Author:  TheOnlyTaylorEver [ Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:30 am ]
Post subject: 

right on man, fuck her in the ass for all of us!

YOUNG PUA'S FOR LIFE!
well until we get older.

Author:  James.P [ Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:33 am ]
Post subject: 

Hey, I'm a 17 year old guy and just got into pickup.

I've done some practice on Omegle and have screen shots but I don't know how to post them. Any help?

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