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Author:  CAVEMAN287 [ Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:55 am ]
Post subject:  pof or wtf?
so i see this asian chick and the following ensues who's being played?

me:hey i would remove that picture from your profile

her:You dint like it :(

me:lol i hope you can take a joke, i thought you were adorable and i just wanted to say hi

her:Oh aww lol thank you ;) and hello ;)

me:hi there... you know you have a c-shaped smile?

her:Is that a good thing? Lol

me:a freind of mine had her smile sergically altered to have one more like brittney speares. she said she was precieved as more freindly because of the c-shape in her smile

her:That's crazy lol I've never had surgery. You don't like it? Lol

me:it makes you look very freindly lol

her:Ok that's all that matters ;)

me:well it was nice talking to you then, have a nice night

her:That's it?

me:thanks you just helped me win a bet

her:Ouch

me:what? it was a good bet lol

her:What was the bet?

me:the bet was that i could keep a woman with a c shaped smile talking to me longer than my freind could lol thank you

her:Oh so you were never interested?

me:of course i was the bet was just candy plus how do you think i beat him?

her:Lol oh ok I was kinda sad

me:nah we're just that good we can't be beat lol

her:Oh ok that's sweet :)

me:call me sugar lol

her:Ok what are you doing sugar?

me:lol thats cute, i just hoped out of the shower, other than that i'm talking to you

her:Awe wish I coulda joined you sugar. ;)

me:wo wo lol i'm not that easy! lol that'll cost you...

her:Aww :( how much will it cost?

me:you'll have to take me out for dinner and a walk in the park lol

her:And that's all? Then I can take a shower with you?

me:sure there's usually an itch i can't scratch back there i could really use the help lol

her:Would you like me to run soap for you or massage it?

me:i never really thought about messaging it lol

her:Would you like me to give you a nice soapy massage

me:lol what kind of bet do you have going on your side lol

me:wow you are just a little bit different aren't you?

i'm pretty sure she lost interest or more hopefully is so crazy over me that she had to stop and finger her self what do you guys think?
Author:  jurupa [ Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:39 am ]
Post subject: 
She lost interest.
Quote:
her:Would you like me to give you a nice soapy massage

me:lol what kind of bet do you have going on your side lol
You push things too much and basically jump the gun. You would have been better asking her how she would go about giving one than what you said. As things where getting sexual and you basically killed it.
Author:  CAVEMAN287 [ Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:31 am ]
Post subject: 
shitfuckass! i got the worst bullshit detection there is
Author:  Brawndo [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:07 am ]
Post subject: 
I thought that was almost a lock for getting her #. Seemed she was thinking sexual, you were toying with her and made her seem like the naughty one and she was loving it.
Author:  CAVEMAN287 [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:28 am ]
Post subject: 
i'll have to keep that in mind next time
#1 question though can this be salvaged?
Author:  flipsider [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:10 am ]
Post subject: 
You could tell you had her interest from the very beginning lol and hooked her really well this

her:Oh ok that's sweet

me:call me sugar lol

her:Ok what are you doing sugar?

me:lol thats cute, i just hoped out of the shower, other than that i'm talking to you

her:Awe wish I coulda joined you sugar.

me:wo wo lol i'm not that easy! lol that'll cost you...

her:Aww how much will it cost?

me:you'll have to take me out for dinner and a walk in the park lol

--Getting her to call you Sugar was Awesome. Now you can reopen with a corny..

Flip- Wait!! Your not getting into my shower that easy! I dont even have your number yet haha
How am i suppose to let you in? lol

-Text open with anything witty hold the frame

Flip- Damn do you always move this fast lol

-Secure a phone call and set up a date.

You have a really good shot of salvaging it. Just matters how important it is to you lol . Making her call you sugar was perfect. you probably had her on the edge of her seat durring all of this. You messed up a few responses lol but you can definitely pull that together.
Author:  CAVEMAN287 [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:35 pm ]
Post subject: 
got her talking again and...
me:hey punk lol what happened?

her:Hey what's up I didn't get you're name

me:name whats yours anyway

her:Hey name I'm name ;)

me:hername you look more like an Angel to me lol

her:Aww really thanks John! So what do you do?

me:i do security mostly, how about you?

her:Like branch of military? I'm a dermatologist assistant specialist and import modeling on the side

me:yeah i always wanted a lamborguini even though i don't think i can spell it lol

her:Lol that's good. I'll marry you when you get one haha

me:sweet, sounds like a plan i i'll get the tin cans to hang off the back of it lol

her:Lol I'll model for you're car ;)

me:and i get a cool new calendar to go with my cool new car in my badass garage? awesome! best internet wedding ever!

her:Lol yes baby ;) what are you doing right now?

me:about to go to bed

her:Aww wish I can join. You tired?

me:nah i just got work early tommorrow, i wish there was a way we could keep talking lol

her:Lol I know. I hate sleeping alone. I want a mans arms wrapped around me john

so gave her my phone # and nadda
anything else i can throw at her to keep her on me?
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