Recently ive decided to give the onling sarging a go, got a few numbers but ran into this HB8 on POF and have thought i wasn't getting anywhere until i decided to randomly ask her a what would you rather question, to which she responded:
Ps, I'm thinking about deleting this profile, I'm quickly becoming bored of the mindless droogs on here, however, you have spiked my interest enough to consider keeping in touch with you.
Do you have bakebook?
Naturally i added her and the fb chat went as follows:
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ME
Miss , dont you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!
HB
i believe you poked me first...therefore it is clearly you who wasn't educated correctly as a child
ME
yeah but you look very pokable, so do you always poke random people back?
HB
i'm seldom poked
ME
hmmm I can already tell your gonna be trouble
HB
what makes you say that? *cheesy smile with fluttery eyelashes*
ME
because beyond that adorable smile i bet your just a bad influence
I mean I don't even know you and im already poking strangers !
HB
lol seems like i bring out the worst in people
ME
definitely
hmm checking out your profile and I have to admit, you are adorable, so adorable in fact that I want to shrink you and put you in my pocket so I can show you off to all of my friends lol
HB
hahahah thank you! i'm not pocket sized, but that does sound good. i'm lazy, so being carried around would be class
ME
hehe, I bet my mother would think you would look great sitting beside all her best china
HB
mothers love me,i m the ultimate suck up
ME
really?
well im the guy that your mother warned you about
so beware!
HB
my knees are shaking
literally
ME
yeah i have that effect on alot of girls
but anyway my little adorable friend, ive got people to see and things to do
its been a pleasure
HB
alright poker, enjoy
ME
oh don't lie.... you loved it
HB
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Any suggestions on where to go next?
