opner:
You are adorable, so adorable in fact that I want to shrink you and put you in my pocket so I can show you off to all of my friends.
Your profile screams "Awesome Personality" I want to put that to the test!
HB:
listen here you crazy man child. Ghost Hunter? Thats unusual. If you had magical powers and could shrink me. You could make some good money. Evil genius hugh? Like Austin Power genuis.
ME:
I don't need anymore money (not knowing wtf, is she serious or what???)
HB:
oh so your the only one that can make a funny.
ME:
huh? I'm just not into the money thing..
Your son has a super cool haircut. I wish mine would go like that.
HB:
he is a super cool kid I got really really lucky. He got a new tatoo on his arm of a gibson quitar
ME:
What about you? Any tats?
HB:
yes I have one on my shoulder.
(a few days later.... I didn't message her back cuz I can't tell wtf???)
ME:
Fine don't say hi.
HB:
What can I say, Im just selfish, Hi is so boring. cool new pic by the way. Creepy tho.
ME:
Your profile pic is kinda cute... Wanna go on a date hunting ninja monkeys?!?
HB:
Boring!
ME:
You are tough cookie to figure out!
HB:
I was just playing. No need to get mean or anything. How do you figure out cookies? Calories? Fat content? help me out here.
ME:
tastyness of course. Duh!
HB:
good answer. I actually dont have a come back.
ME:
What about sweetness????
(about two days later)
HB:
fine dont say hi, just ignore me. my feelings are not hurt or anything.
ME:
Just text me, silly: 123-456-7890.
HB:
silly, sounds like im 2 years old. But hey thats cool, my b-day is tomorrow and im feeling really old. My 123-456-7890. Maybe i get to go ninja hunting for it.