I'm doing this particular set of openers on a social networking site (not Plentyoffattiesandstuckupbitches) nor am I doing this on OkCupid and no not Facebook.
I sent out twenty messages per opener, I will post the results below after one hour.
Opener #1:
Message 1: You should really remove your profile picture.
Message 2: Haha, just kidding. I just wanted to say hi
Total Responses To Opener: 12
Total Responses To Second Message: 7
Good: 1
Bad: 6
"you should get a fucking life and kiss my ass"
"bye"
"okaii,, hi"
"okay then..."
"-_- see when you insult me like that, and my son, I won't speak to you.
Jerk." (lol wtf?)
"rightt lol"
"lol hi"
Opener #2:
Based on my profile picture, make one assumption about me.
Don't be boring!
Total Responses To Opener: 3
Good: 1
Bad: 2
"umm a loser"
"uhm..."
"Ah, finally a interesting message XD.
Um, from looking at your picture I am going to assume that you are...a bit of a messy person lol.
Now your turn.
"Opener #3:
I once bare knuckle boxed a grizzly bear... and won!
Can you top that?
Total Responses To Opener: 6
Fun: 2
Non-Fun: 4
"I got attacked by T-Rex then I bit it's fucking head off bitch!"
"i have a vagina , so i always win"
"nope"
"Yeah well I raped a lion in the ass! Can you top that?"
"My Boyfriend has a Huge penis."
"I made it through boot camp"