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Author:  Crazy Jester [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  AMOG at work

Need your advice on comebacks.
My 50 year old boss is always bitching at me about being a virgin, and I take it on the chin usually.
But I'm getting fed up of it now.

I want to destroy him and stop him from bitching at me ever again...
What do I say????

Author:  Jits138 [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:25 pm ]
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After I fuck you I won't technically be a virgin anymore, will I?
probably a bit much but hilarious

The first time you mentioned me being a virgin I was embarrassed, but now I think you may just be hitting on me?
less chance of job loss

If me being a virgin bugs you I am sorry but I refuse to just sleep with the first skank who walks by.
no chance of job loss probably not so effective

Your going to have to find some new material. I lost my virginity.
A lie I suppose but it'll get him to shut up.

Author:  Kirkland [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:15 am ]
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Drop that Mother Fucker! No. "You really are curious about my sex life aren't you?"
This will work a lot better because it's funny but also won't sting as much to your boss. Say it in a friendly manner with a smile on your face while patting him on his back.

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