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| Author: | driver [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | *Official* stupidest thing you said to a girl thread |
Just like the title says, what was the stupidest thing you said to a girl? I'll start. A few years back when I was a junior in HS, it was time to ask out prom dates. me: "hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me" her: "sure" me: "ya, I was gonna ask another girl, but I figured you would say yes" her: "umm, ok" lmao, the worst prom I ever had ensued... |
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| Author: | EvoJ [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:21 pm ] |
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After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers) ME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now." Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying. Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..." Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling. Yeah, I used to own tactlessness. EvoJ |
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| Author: | Titan [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:24 pm ] |
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Quote: After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers)
That's hilarious!
ME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now." Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying. Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..." Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling. Yeah, I used to own tactlessness. EvoJ |
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| Author: | EvoJ [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:54 pm ] |
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It wasn't at the time.. but yes.. looking back on it I know that I can't do any WORSE with a woman than I did my first time. Ahh, how good freedom feels. |
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| Author: | The Bachelor's Code [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:32 pm ] |
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a few years ago i lived with my gf gf: notice anything different? me: umm...hmm, you waxed your mustache? gf: What???? i didn't know i even had a mustache me: you don't! It was kinda funny, i honestly dont even know why i said that to her, more of a joke than anything but it sounded serious. |
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| Author: | Memento [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:35 pm ] |
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I had just met this HB 8 girl at work for the first day and she seemed depressed (before i got into PUA stuff). We were both around 15/16. ME: Are you ok? you seem a little upset. HER: Im kind of depressed ME: Why? HER: Just sort of thinking a lot about different things.. ME: Know whats good for that? Meditation.. HER: .......... Perhaps, the stupidest thing, ever uttered. - Memento |
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| Author: | Danimal [ Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Stupidest thing ever said |
I have the winner: About 12 years ago while I was in high school. ME (To random HB7 out for a run): Nice shorts. You're going to cause an accident running around like that. HER: Thanks. These are my dads. ME (No idea how to reply): UHHHHH, you look better in them than he would... |
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| Author: | CaLib0i [ Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:32 am ] |
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Quote: a few years ago i lived with my gf
gf: notice anything different? me: umm...hmm, you waxed your mustache? gf: What???? i didn't know i even had a mustache me: you don't! It was kinda funny, i honestly dont even know why i said that to her, more of a joke than anything but it sounded serious. pwahahaha!!! |
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| Author: | Alekc [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:51 pm ] |
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Quote: After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers)
omg. i think you just made anyone who EVER thought they said something stupid feel so much better. lmfaoME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now." Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying. Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..." Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling. Yeah, I used to own tactlessness. EvoJ my personal worst?hmmm therees just so many i'm really a sarcastic person and it took me a while to realize i'm sopposed to make a sarcastic voice or at least smile when i'm trying to be funny...anyway this girl i liked freshman year walks up to me after hearing god knows what. i think it went something like her: i'm hearing shit going around so her: do you got shit you want to say about me? me: not to your face her: walks away furious something like that. lol fukked up so bad she just(senior year) now started to talk to me again. |
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| Author: | EvoJ [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:40 pm ] |
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Lmao.. That was awesome funny guy. I know it could be taken wrong but damn I would wet myself if I ever saw someone actually pull it off. lmao EvoJ |
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| Author: | worldwidechris [ Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:53 pm ] |
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I was EXTREMELY drunk out with the guys one night, and was dancing with this hot girl who was pissing me off (I can't remember why). HB-Blah, blah, blah, blah Me-I would fuck you until you fell asleep. HB-(look of shock) Yeah, I know. |
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| Author: | Aceospades12 [ Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:35 pm ] |
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in college i hooked up with this girl and she asked me afterwards "was that ok?" and i said "iv had better"!!!!!!!!!!!! totally liar liar jim carey style i think from being a big carey fan in h.s. i subconciously always wanted to say that to someone i actually use that line now c/f when girls ask me that - cuz i think its annoying - but i do it in a (half) joking manner that first time it just came out and i was dead serious that was the only time iv ever been slapped in the face by a girl The BEST part is that i still hooked up with her after a week or so passd |
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| Author: | masterPUA [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:44 am ] |
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Girl: wanna go out with my friend? Me: Holy teusday! its.... wait... i forgot the joke.... |
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| Author: | beastlybeast [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:32 am ] |
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I think teh most stupid est thing i've ever said to a girl was to NOT say anything |
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| Author: | They Call Me Lucid [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:31 am ] |
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i was a nervous college freshman and not really used to girls. i had this thing with this girl at a party and made out with her and got home and things started to heat up in bed when my christian room mate came in. i felt bad for him so when she asked if i wanted to go to her dorm i just said "well i feel bad for my room mate. maybe i'll see ya later" haha. i was actually just nervous and a little embarrassed that my room mate walked in |
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