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Author:  Sticksie [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Dumbest shit test ever!!! Bye bye sweethart. You blew it.
This was a while ago but I'm in a funny mood and thought Id post it. That and you should post the dumbest shit tests youv ever had here aswell. It makes a good laugh.

It was new years eve and i was on holday in Noosa QLD. I picked up this girl at a club called The Reef. I was only in the club about 15 mins when i approached her standing on her own. She was cold so I acted like i didnt notice for about 5 mins and then left. Went got a drink (in line for about 15 minutes) then thought ill go to the toilet. On the way I saw her and her friends sitting near the toilet entry. She was still cold so i avoided eye contact and gave her the bird opener (thanks mystery) on the way into the toilet. As I came out she was sitting there looking at the toilet entrance, we made eye contact and she returned the bird strait away. So I walked strait up to her in her group and said:

Me: Oh you'r waiting for me how cute
Her: Your an asshole
Me: No I'm not (sarcastic)
Her: Yes you are, Go away!
Me: Naww pumpkin!!! dont be like that (Smothered her in kisses)

Anyway this nicely opened the set. About an hour later we were 1 on 1 on a single seater lounge (her on my lap) making out. Note at this point we had discussed sleeping arangments ect and sex was just not gona happen anywhere but the beach (which wasnt likely and i wasnt to keen on anyway). She pulls back and says no more kissing. I'm like "yeah whatever" and went caveman on her. She's laughing kept going for abit then stop and "na seirousely no this time. No more kissing untill midnite." I thought ASD and said yeah sure. Then she says no actually make it 1am. Then I thought "bahaha shit test" said:

Me: na we agreed on 12
Her: well I'm changing it to 1

Back and forth for abit she was fucking determined to win. So I tought "its new years im not putting up wit this shit"

Me: Na you know what, this isnt working.
Her: what do you mean?
Me: I mean I enjoy a challenge but its new years and I'm just looking to get laid tonite and that sure aint gonna happen here so you can jump off my lap now.
Her: YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! (gets up and slaps me across the face in front of a heap of people)
Me: "thinking; damn social proofs gone"

So I left the club and went somewhere else, picked up a sweedish tourist, we snuck into a hotel and i fucked her in the swimming pool. :) Good times lol
Author:  Straight Up [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:16 pm ]
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lmao, I rate you thats funny.

I actually have NO idea what i wouldve done!

Maybe agreed and just said "midnight it is", kissed her at midnight and see what she would have done?
Author:  deviated rationality [ Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:56 pm ]
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I would have just froze her out with zero IOIs and told her if she wants anything shes going to have to earn it, and your time isnt free so give her a time constraint. If she doesn't go for it then work some other chick in the same venue and build jealousy. I definitely would not have broken rapport enough to have her slap you.

If you sensed she was just tooling you, I would have said you wanted to go get a drink and you would be right back, and start gaming someone else, in her view. A woman like that is used to having guys fall all over her and her demands, so you need to make her work for it. If she refuses, she isn't worth it anyway since you would be playing by her rules and in her house, which leaves you little room to enjoy yourself.

In short: make her work for it, if that doesnt work, make her jealousy work for it.
Author:  Sticksie [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:27 am ]
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I would have just froze her out with zero IOIs and told her if she wants anything shes going to have to earn it, and your time isnt free so give her a time constraint. If she doesn't go for it then work some other chick in the same venue and build jealousy. I definitely would not have broken rapport enough to have her slap you.

If you sensed she was just tooling you, I would have said you wanted to go get a drink and you would be right back, and start gaming someone else, in her view. A woman like that is used to having guys fall all over her and her demands, so you need to make her work for it. If she refuses, she isn't worth it anyway since you would be playing by her rules and in her house, which leaves you little room to enjoy yourself.

In short: make her work for it, if that doesnt work, make her jealousy work for it.
Yeah I know what you're saying. But it was new years and I just wanted action and was on holidays so never gona see her again. Plus I was drunk and in a smartass mood. Plus it was funny as fuck and I got to root a SWEDISH CHICK so I'm pretty happy with my decision. :)
Author:  deviated rationality [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:04 am ]
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Plus it was funny as fuck and I got to root a SWEDISH CHICK so I'm pretty happy with my decision. :)
I just deleted everything else you posted in this thread to make you see the light. Who cares about that other chick? She is the reason you found this one, by accident. Would you have met the Swedish chick if it wasn't for the other wasting your time? No? Then rejoice!
Author:  Sticksie [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:07 am ]
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Plus it was funny as fuck and I got to root a SWEDISH CHICK so I'm pretty happy with my decision. :)
I just deleted everything else you posted in this thread to make you see the light. Who cares about that other chick? She is the reason you found this one, by accident. Would you have met the Swedish chick if it wasn't for the other wasting your time? No? Then rejoice!
Yeah ok ithat didnt make alot of sence. You're an odd bloke but yeah ok
Author:  Spunky_00 [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:18 pm ]
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well deviated rationality is right.. u layed the Swedish chick in the end so goal acheived... well done :)

and what did u expect when u said to her " I mean I enjoy a challenge but its new years and I'm just looking to get laid tonite and that sure aint gonna happen here so you can jump off my lap now. " DID u expect her to rip ur clothes off and start givin u a head in the club.....

U can be direct but in a cocky funny way but u werent and got what u asked for lol
Author:  Sticksie [ Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:30 am ]
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well deviated rationality is right.. u layed the Swedish chick in the end so goal acheived... well done :)

and what did u expect when u said to her " I mean I enjoy a challenge but its new years and I'm just looking to get laid tonite and that sure aint gonna happen here so you can jump off my lap now. " DID u expect her to rip ur clothes off and start givin u a head in the club.....

U can be direct but in a cocky funny way but u werent and got what u asked for lol
Yeah dude that was the point. It wasn't a neg, I was actually ditching her to find another girl. I think you guys are missing the point. I was just sharing a funny story Duh!
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