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| Author: | NonStopReaper [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | *Official* Stupidest thing a girl have said to YOU Thread |
Ok we got the thread of what are some of the stupidest/dumbest thingd we have said to girls, But what about some of the stuff they have said to you? mine was when i was with my ex and i was chillin on my couch watching T.V when she comes into the door-way going... Ex-" hey babe, does my DVD player on my desktop plays DVD? * in the extreme shear of shock responded calmly responded back with* me-: hun.... Does the CD player on your CD driver plays CD?, then i think it should work the same -_-" * trying not to hold back the laugher and the tears of how stupid my ex was* "I hope that was a joke" ex-" what joke?" me- " nevermind i'm going to bed early tonight" LOL i never let forget that day , i still tease her about it. infact i was justing teasting her about it that lead me to make this thread. |
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| Author: | Exerio [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:27 pm ] |
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I got several of them, and some are just insane. "Ah, England. That's the capital of the US, isn't it?" "The twin towers, where's that?" Now to some weird situations: Being on a party a couple of years ago: - I was laying in bed with a hb7 kissing and escalating forward when she suddenly asked me: Do you have a gas mask? I get really turned on by that! And lastly the funniest situation I've encountered. It happened a couple of years ago as well: - A girlfriend of mine who was interested in me at the time texted me while I was in a class to try and turn me on. She had met me a couple of hours before that day. "Heya, I really wanted to bite you in your ear-flip, but then I saw, you don't have an ear-flip;)" The last one is probably the biggest turn-off I've ever experienced. - Exerio |
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| Author: | PUAJunkie [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:13 pm ] |
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HB: Your not Asain, your Chinese... ME: Lol |
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| Author: | WillDream [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:36 pm ] |
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Once I was going to lunch with a girl, and she asked me: "Three times two, how much is that?" I cracked up and told her it's six. And she said: Are you sure? And yes, she was serious. _____ A few days later, after reading something posted on a wall: "Omg, Bob Marley is coming for a concert?!" |
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| Author: | Marc [ Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:00 pm ] |
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One of my ONS: England, where is that in Paris? Marc: Yeah (continued making out and escalating, but laughed my ass off later) All girls would fucking ask this when you are quite for more than a min: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING Marc: (in my head) what the fuck do you want me to think, I am just watching TV. Another ONS: (I'm escalating, while she is on my lap) Are you attracted to me ?? Marc: (in my head) why would I ever be fucking biting your nipples if I werent !! |
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| Author: | Dr. Highlander [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:18 am ] |
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Me: "Yes darling but I've gotten a number from every other girl in this room and I just need yours to win the bet, I'm tired, I'm drunk and I'm horny, I need your number so I can collect my money and go find an attractive girl to take home" |
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| Author: | Athar [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
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Quote: - I was laying in bed with a hb7 kissing and escalating forward when she suddenly asked me: Do you have a gas mask? I get really turned on by that!
Is there actually girl who fetish about that? I must always remember to have my ABC mask easily available then.
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| Author: | Buccaneer [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:33 pm ] |
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I really get "age shit tested" a lot. So I had this interesting conversation with a friend of mine. She's 21 yrs old HB friend: So I met this guy, I thought he was really cute... Bucc: so what did you tell him? HB friend: well I went up to him, started chatting, just trying to see if we liked each other blablabla Bucc: fast forward please. HB friend: bla bla, well, I regretted to tell him, I thought he was too old for me. Bucc: how old was he? HB: friend: 31 Bucc: OK. But where's you're limit then? How old should he have been to be with you? HB friend: (staring into utter mental darkness)... Gee, I really don't know. End of conversation. Another PU lesson learnt. |
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| Author: | Exerio [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: - I was laying in bed with a hb7 kissing and escalating forward when she suddenly asked me: Do you have a gas mask? I get really turned on by that!
Is there actually girl who fetish about that? I must always remember to have my ABC mask easily available then. |
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| Author: | SandTiger™ [ Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:22 pm ] |
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"I just wanna be friends." |
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| Author: | Slywalker [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:57 pm ] |
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Yeah I get a lot of these, I must hit on really stupid girls. I was at a halloween party, I had found a chlorine gas protection suit that I was wearing, it kinda looked like a space suit and a blond girl comes up and ask me girl: "what are you supposed to be?" Me: "I'm wearing a chlorine gas protection suit" girl: "But chlorophyll is green! you are fake chlorophyll!" ************ girl: Where did you visit in europe? Me: Gothenburg girl: Is that where SPAM is from? *********** girl: it was as big as a fish! (How big is a fucking fish??? shark or guppy? stupid bitch) I've had more but these were my top three! |
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| Author: | 30AnvZ28 [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:55 pm ] |
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As were driving (shes a tourist) to a beach 25-30 min away... we pass a street exit sign... the green ones, that you see on the side of the highway (just want to clarify... so you will all understand once this one comes...) Her "Hey... its Onion... only spelled with a "U"" Me "You mean Union?" |
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| Author: | Archangel White Rose [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:15 am ] |
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Couple weeks ago: Her: I'm a fashion model. SS: (skeptical) yeah, and I'm an astronaught. Her: Really? I have like, so much respect for you, risking your life and protecting our contry! *facepalm* |
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| Author: | MrRandom [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:30 am ] |
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found this on another forum but i found it hilarious: Chick: Why do they make flavored condoms? Dude: Because girls can taste it through their vagina, duh? Chick: I didnt know i could taste things through my vagina...wow you know more about my body than me! Dude: ... Chick: We should try it sometime. |
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| Author: | kjusmc [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:46 pm ] |
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I noticed this girl was wearing what looked like horse riding boots. Me: I like your boots do you ride equestrian? HB8: No, I am Spanish! Me: Oh ok! Me: (to her friend) Ok we need to cut her off from drinking HB8's friend: She has not had anything to drink she is just that dumb Me: HAHA wow you are an awesome friend |
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