So what is the most stupid mistake you made?
Here's mine :
It was new year's eve so me and some friends are at a big party. We were pretty drunk and suddenly I spot this cute looking girl with a killer body (for the ones that work with a scale about 8.5 to 9).
So I approach from the front and start dancing with her. Not much later she's grinding on me as I'm building some comfort cos apparently I know a lot of her friends. She was a bit drunk too so I look into her eyes and go for it. So for the rest of the evening we're making out and grinding.
Then she says she'll be leaving soon but that I can come if I want. So I tell her I'll think about it. I go to my friends and tell them that I'll go with the target and I'll get home. So fast forward: we're both lying in a double bed and I start touching her which leads to making out and fast escalation. I want her on top but she tells me that the bed will collapse. I don't care and tell her to get up there.
Then suddenly the bed collapses and we're both on the floor. Funny stuff and the couple that's 'sleeping' in the other bed on top are laughing too. But the mood seems to have changed. She just gets back into bed and starts sleeping. I say no problem she'll turn around again. After a while I can't believe my eyes. This girl fell asleep!(maybe the alcohol?) I try touching and massaging her to get it going again but no response , I'm like what the. I'm still beating myself for this one, I really had to get her on top huh
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