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Author:  Chief [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:21 am ]
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psst... Who was in the chat last night? Zip got on webcam and I swear I saw antenas coming out of her head. My theory that she's an alien MUST be true. She tried to cover up her alien skin with makeup but I could see right through it. I saw her puppy's robotic movements... Her puppy must be her robotic alien slave. She was also wearing a rly cute red/white striped top.

psst... Did you know that Rye Lee is actually the one that got Sarah Palin's daughter pregnant? I got the inside scoop... He's from Canada. Canada is right next to Alaska... Put two and two together, folks. Looks like he's going to be paying some heavy child care fees if word ever gets out. He was naked on webcam last night. His balls glow different colors.

psst... I heard that this very website is actually HAUNTED by the ghost of The Doctor... ever notice any strange things going on lately? He's back from the dead with a vengeance...

psst... xfman... is Mexican.

psst... So after extensive research and asking the right questions to the right people, I finally figured out the story behind Locke's ears... When he was like 11 years old his cousin was jealous of the fact that he banged this hot baby sitter they both shared and so he actually cut off Locke's ears. They had to perform surgery to replace his ears but they couldn't find any human ear donors. This all happened around Christmas time and they found one of Santa's elves... DEAD... in the snow. They took the elf's ears and surgically implanted them onto Locke's head.

psst... ace_of_spades doesn't actually exist.

psst... Hobbit was spotted wandering into a strange building earlier last week. What was he doing there? He was reported to have left the unmarked building with not a single hair left on his feet. The hair on his head, however, grew a noticeable length in the hour and a half he spent inside.

psst... So some of you may have noticed a new sex-crazed girl on the <a href="">PUA Forum</a> scene known as Cinnamon Spice. Guess who's getting jealous of all the attention being diverted to this new hot little firecracker? You guessed it: Bonita. Move over, Madonna. You've got younger competition. Word's out that the two of them are going to have a pay-per-view mud-wrestling competition to settle things once and for all. Details to come.

psst... I heard Johnny Soporno had his devil horns surgically removed from his head after Sean Messenger serenaded him about getting horny about his horns. Homophobia, anyone?

psst... There is actually some ancient Mayan legend connected to the "Approch Confidently, Forever!" typo... I need to do some more digging on this... more later.

Author:  madals [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:45 pm ]
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LMAO!
psst..... Madals made up a country called England, and told chief he lives there. Chief is starting to beleive in its existance!!

Author:  Zip [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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psst... brad is olivia.

Author:  ace_of_spades [ Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:29 am ]
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pssst... ace_of_spades is actually Chief's second account. Or a figment of your imagination, whichever you prefer ;-)

Author:  Chief [ Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:14 am ]
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pssst... ace_of_spades is actually Chief's second account. Or a figment of your imagination, whichever you prefer ;-)
No, you're my third account. My second account is "Chief's Other Username."

Author:  Bonita [ Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:28 am ]
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Wahooo mud wrestling!! yeahhh madonna is out...Cinn mightbe younger than me, but I'm fiesty! haha jk jk...I feel like Chino wants to get in on this...

Author:  Mr. Fickle [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:34 am ]
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My nickname is smeagol because I fucked hobbit.

Author:  Mr. Fickle [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:53 am ]
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I mean psst... because its a rumor. yea, a rumor.

Author:  Zip [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:50 am ]
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pssst... ace is back.

Author:  madals [ Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:47 pm ]
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psssstttt..... these new forums pictures are adictive, they are taking over!!

Author:  Chief [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:03 am ]
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Two of our prominent forum members are now officially dating.

Their relationship is not a joke.

But I'm still laughing :lol:

Author:  madals [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:04 pm ]
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Two of our prominent forum members are now officially dating.

Their relationship is not a joke.

But I'm still laughing :lol:
Me and 870 agreed we went gonna tell anyone!! Did he tell you :lol:

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