Story: I met a girl on craigslist and had a few email exchanges….i suggested we could talk on kik or phone txt and she picks kik. She tells me about a guy that is not messaging her and she’s dying to hear from him; I assume it’s her ex who knows his game and has her wrapped around his finger.
So here is a sample breakdown of what I did scientifically breaking down for you guys out there:
***I have read about sample scripts for sending funny msgs that could be used for playfulness but it turns out the end result is bad. I put the time frames there to see how long it took her to respond
Sample conversation:
Knock Knock 533pm first time script using with the joke texts I picked up from online
HER: Hey
Ur supposed to go who’s there
HER: Lol who’s there
Lol
Ok I said knock knock now u said who’s there my turn
YA I respond with Ya being the one that is 'who's there'
UR turn
…….
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HER: Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Lmao (real laughter for sure not just a lol reply)
XD 658pm
So it’s really hot here you should be here and fan me and feed me grapes. 939pm (another funny txt I tried it from online)
Lol
HER: Where 1017pm
On the beach as I lay in a hammock and u in your Hawaiian outfit lol (this one I just made up to TRY to be funny)
HER: Lol
HER: Crazy 1111pm
So you keep popping into my head so I’m gonna say this as politely as I can….Hi, now pls stay out of there (another funny script I implemented because I didn’t know how to respond so I just went ahead and attempted another funny liner)
HER: Lol ok…bye 1152pm
Lol really?
That was a joke
Come back here this instance! Just being funny not seriously
HER: Lol I’m here
HER: Wyd (what you doin)
Talking to a friend and u I think u like to tease :”)
HER: Lol why do you say that
Cuzu had me thinking u were letting me go when I said stay out of my head. I think you are a skilled flirt lol.
HER: Lol I told you I’ve been told I was
Hmmmmm touché should I b impressed??
HER: Lol naw
Well girls r gross again another funny script I am implementing 1215am
HER: Whatever Boys are! 1238am
Not uh girls cuz u got cooties 105am (trying to be cute and playful here)
HER: Nopee boys due
Lol maybe we’d have to find out the truth through some experimenting
HER: Lol you would say that
Well one of us is right how else could we find out the truth lol
:* 128am
HER: Your crazy 704am
Depends on your definition
HER: You
Me???? *gasps* I’m gonna tell on u (trying to be funny and playful )
U are officially a little brat! (trying to be funny and playful ) 1008am
BTW I’m just messing with u without putting lol at the end 130pm at this point I didn’t hear back from her thought she got mad and took it seriously so I had to message her again to let her know
HER: It’s cool 357pm
OK thas freaky
HER: ?
I looked to see if u txt me n at that moment u do
HER:
Bite ur tongue
U stuck it out thas what’s gonna happen
HER: Lol
?
Didn’t ask u to laugh (this is the last time I heard from her but I know that she is reading my messages )
So what u doin
Bored as hell here
So how’s it goin with ur ex
Ok or don’t reply want me to leave u b
Thanks for the comments and feedback.