Backstory #1
The spring 2013 semester has started, and I move back into my room in my dorm. I was expecting my asshole-of-a roommate to show up as well, but everyone began questioning if he moved out of my room or not, for there is nothing left of his existence in our room; he took everything he owned and moved out. Later that night, my friend told me that he did,in fact, move out. It's every college student's dream: I have the entire room to myself!!!
Backstory #2
On my floor's hallway, there is an abandoned bra just lying there. No one knows who it belongs to, and no one seems to care to steal it for their own, both (perverted) guys and girls alike. One day, the bra was slung on my neighbor's door, and when I finished taking my shower, I discovered that the abandoned bra (made in Express, 32B; dark blue with medium-sized white polka-dots) is now latched onto my door's doorknob. Could this be some sort of divine intervention to get me laid??? haha
As an aspiring PUA who wishes to end his unicorn-status sometime this year, maybe this could be the catalyst that'll help me get an F-close; and with a room entirely to myself, this is almost too good of an opportunity to waste! How can I incorporate this abandoned bra into my Game? What would you do in a similar situation?
And no, I'm not some sort of creep who takes random lingeries for himself
Maybe I'll just buy a bra instead. I think that's what all sane people do lol