When I came back from being up north, my family and friends etc held a big 'welcome home' party for me.
Basically, we all got absolutely bladdered, and I ended up going home with one of my mum's mates. I'd say about a HB7. Wasn't too bad... but could see she was starting to age. This was the first time I'd ever met the woman, so didn't think anything of it to be honest.
Anyway, the next day, when I went back home my mum had asked "well, where did ya go?" So I told her... she absolutely pissed herself.
I only ended up sleeping with a 51 year old grandmother! When it's said ... it sounds absolutely disgusting, seeing as I'm only 19 myself! But, she wasn't actually too bad at all. I probably would do her again!!
