If this is true - and you can STILL close her... you're the fucking man!
If it's not true.... kiss my ass, you had me going!
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| Author: | "The Gift" [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Most unluckiest number close |
I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was. Feeling a bit let down I got up to go the toilet, and by the time I got back, she had left. Later on my mate passed me a piece of paper and said, "Oh... I forgot. That lass at the bar asked me to give you this." On it she'd written, "I saw you looking at me earlier.. Why don't you get in touch sometime," followed by her phone number. The most amazing thing was that she had signed the note, "from Horseface." I couldn't help but admire how she'd come to terms with the way she looked in such a self-deprecating and humorous way, so I decided to text her and ask for a date. "Hi Horseface," I wrote, "I'd love to meet up sometime. Next Tuesday OK?" I'd just fired off the text when my mate saw what I was doing and said, "You're not actually replying to that are you? Fucking hell, Dave! I only wrote Horseface on the bottom so you'd know it was that fucking ugly one!" |
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| Author: | RetiredRodeo [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:36 pm ] |
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If this is true - and you can STILL close her... you're the fucking man! If it's not true.... kiss my ass, you had me going!
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:45 pm ] |
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I don't know how to reply to this, but I am going to follow it to see how it turns out!
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| Author: | titanman [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:58 pm ] |
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This isn't the first trick you've played on us in the lounge...hmm...still made me lol. |
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| Author: | CaptainJackHarkness [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:52 pm ] |
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Funny but I call bullshits 
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| Author: | HeyWhatsUp [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:10 pm ] |
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haha if this is true then it's pretty hilarious, I doubt she'll reply but if you ever see her again she'll either attack you or try n hump you where you stand 
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| Author: | Gurren [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:17 pm ] |
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i am laughing my ass off! +10 |
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| Author: | skills360 [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most unluckiest number close |
[quote=""The Gift""]I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was. Feeling a bit let down I got up to go the toilet, and by the time I got back, she had left. Later on my mate passed me a piece of paper and said, "Oh... I forgot. That lass at the bar asked me to give you this." On it she'd written, "I saw you looking at me earlier.. Why don't you get in touch sometime," followed by her phone number. The most amazing thing was that she had signed the note, "from Horseface." I couldn't help but admire how she'd come to terms with the way she looked in such a self-deprecating and humorous way, so I decided to text her and ask for a date. "Hi Horseface," I wrote, "I'd love to meet up sometime. Next Tuesday OK?" I'd just fired off the text when my mate saw what I was doing and said, "You're not actually replying to that are you? Fucking hell, Dave! I only wrote Horseface on the bottom so you'd know it was that fucking ugly one!"[/quote] wholly shit i am gonna steal this story... and use it! i already texted it to a bar tender... Story texted change dave for skills Bartender: Aww not nice  3:30 PMBartender: Oye I want to see u!!!! 3:31 PM Me: go on your cell phone and look at my ugly pictures 3:31 PM Bartender: Nop  3:32 PM
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| Author: | silverito [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:55 pm ] |
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Brool story, co 
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| Author: | "The Gift" [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:58 pm ] |
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Ha ha! You're right, not real. But I thought I had to share it. I'll be sure to play this kind of trick on a friend if I'm ever in a similar situation! |
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| Author: | Wheels88 [ Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:44 am ] |
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very good story, you certainly had me going |
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| Author: | Vindictive [ Thu May 03, 2012 2:04 am ] |
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Woww Thats hilarious. What was her response |
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| Author: | Sly_Wolf [ Thu May 03, 2012 2:53 am ] |
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Quote: Woww Thats hilarious. What was her response it was a joke
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| Author: | Cornishman [ Sun May 13, 2012 4:51 am ] |
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What was the point in this thread? |
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| Author: | Greco7 [ Sun May 13, 2012 1:41 pm ] |
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LOL I almost believed that, nice stuff |
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