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| Author: | Domination [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:55 am ] |
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All right, so this might not be a pick up related problem in a direct way.. But it's starting to really get on my nerves.. Okey, so the thing is.. I've had a couple of nights now the past weeks where I've had girls, like in the couch or in bed, but there has been really inappropriate to F-close for various reasons, so we've just been laying there, making out or cuddling or whatever, and I've got the rock hard boner going on and everything... so after about 2 hours of just doing nothing really sexed up, MY BALLS START TO FUCKING HURT Have anyone else had this problem, and if you have, what have you done to cure it? Masturbate before the date if possible? That would really screw up the sex later if it turns out that it will go there.. Amputating your cock? pleeease, it's screwing me up damn it.. This post may not make much sense, I don't know, but this girl just went home 20 min ago, and all I can really think of is how fucking much I do not want to keep these balls from hell which are tormenting me right now.. |
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| Author: | SlickRick [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:36 am ] |
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lol... w/o a inspection w/ a qualified doctor i would say you suffer from blue balls. Thats as much i'll venture to say. Sorry for your pain |
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| Author: | Prez [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:54 am ] |
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Yeah when a girl and I are overdue, my boys kill me. I think its nature's way of reminding us they're there and to use them. |
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| Author: | Crush [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:57 pm ] |
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haha i've always heard about this, but i never get it. ... you should just excuse yourself to use the restroom and jerk it. |
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| Author: | Difference [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:09 pm ] |
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Haha I know EXACTLY what you mean buddy. There's been a night when I couldn't blow probably due to the amount of alcohol consumed. So the next morning, O M G!! The pain was incredible!! The only solution is to cum, either through having a tug or, if the girls still around, get her to help. The only good thing about that pain is, when you do cum, damn it feels amazing. The relief is monstrous! |
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| Author: | BlackBull [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:48 pm ] |
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BLUE BALLS! <img src=http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbv ... _balls.jpg > dont you hate em? See a doctor,relax for the day,choke the weasel... many things to cure that. Props to you for an original,and funny post! xD |
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| Author: | Methuselah [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:16 am ] |
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Awesome. You've got blueballs, if that wasn't made clear before. Quick cure. Spank your monkey when she leaves. No medication required. |
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| Author: | Calvin Davids [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:08 am ] |
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i once worked with a girl who got really pissed off at her bf, so she purposfully gave him blue balls. she sucked him off but never let him cum. |
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| Author: | Domination [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:55 pm ] |
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Thx guys.. Feelin' more okay now since it's not only me, and it seems to be a cure Even though I hope it will never happen again, I will now try to make up a plan of how to sneak away to the bathroom and do a little snakecharming, if I find myself in a situation where sex would be really inappropriate (girls parents sleeping in room next door etc.) |
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| Author: | xLINKx [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:39 pm ] |
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Damn those girls suck if they aren't even finishing the job! |
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| Author: | The Silver Hammer [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:55 am ] |
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Azul Balls. |
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| Author: | EvoJ [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:35 pm ] |
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Quote: i once worked with a girl who got really pissed off at her bf, so she purposfully gave him blue balls. she sucked him off but never let him cum.
I once had a girl do this to me so that I would F-close her while she was on the rag. Girls, if you are out there. It doesn't work. It pisses us off. I rolled over and went to sleep. I can suck it up.EvoJ |
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