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When The Girl is a HB6.5-7 but her Vagina is a 10/10
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Author:  Fame2Advancement [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  When The Girl is a HB6.5-7 but her Vagina is a 10/10
Hi Guys (X-rated post- not for Virgins or the squemish)

Listen I wanted to end my last post on a high note and I knew I was missing one topic that hadn't been covered.

Whilst as a guy looks are important for me when, scoping for women I sometimes find that a hot girl does not always mean a Hot Vagina. In my various experiences of one night stands, some have come in weird shape a sizes. Pubic bone too large, canal wasn't deep, Clitoris non-existent, too loose etc etc

I have this female friend, who is bi-sexual and considers herself a Vagina/Pussy connoisseur. We had a discussion about this and came up with the text book Vagina. I didn't think one existed until I met a girl as below.

I met this Crazy 19 year old girl in a nightclub- who had problems as long as both my arms- not Pick Up material. However she was a 6.5-7, had a nice naturally Tight and Firm Bubble Butt, nice legs, boobs etc- a little short but so what.
I offered to give her a ride home as it was on the way back to mine. I stopped outside her parents house and she hinted "I think its a little too early to go home now" I said "I think you should go home- I've got beers in the fridge at mine I want to drink" (shotgun neg).
She proceeded to hike up her skirt, and I thought I'll give it a little feel- her pussy (sorry to be blunt) was a 10/10. Brazil waxed, a pea sized Clitoris, perfectly elasticated inner and outer labia, tight as a drum and flouresent pink.

As a bonus she (I kid you not) squirted when I went to down on her Clit and G and A spots almost crushing my fingers in the process.

So has anyone else falling in Love with a Vagina, or has anyone had a 10 girlfriend but her inbetween legs were far from perfect- discuss?
Author:  ace_of_spades [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:43 pm ]
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Yup. About a year ago when I was just starting out, I ran game on a hot friend. It worked, but boy do I wish it didn't. I discussed it with my SPAM, and I think we've established that the correct way of describing the experience was

'It was like opening the window and fucking the night' or
'It was like launching a rocket into space'

Pick a favorite. Point is, she was loose as fuck. To make it funnier, she now got engaged to a guy who declares 'no sex before marriage'. Man is that dude in for a shitty surprise :twisted:
Author:  Sincerelee [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:15 pm ]
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Maybe the no sex before marriage guy has a tree trunk? Let's only hope for the sake of the marriage. :lol:

My ex-wife was similar. It meant she allowed me to use other holes at my discretion. I also meant a lot of oral.

EX: "We don't talk while making love."
Me: "Thabst becau ma tong isth busthy."
Author:  madals [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:31 pm ]
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Quote:
EX: "We don't talk while making love."
Me: "Thabst becau ma tong isth busthy."
LMAO! This thread is pure win :D
Author:  RockGod [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:33 pm ]
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yeah man I f*cked this girl once where I could stick my whole fist in there and it fit! No problem LOL

Fucking her was like throwing a 2x4 down a hallway and I had to attach one to my back so I wouldn't fall in.
Author:  Abdul-aAfc [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:16 pm ]
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" It was like opening the window and fucking the night"

Funniest thing i have ever read lol

Just laughing out so loud right now.
Author:  Rintin [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:27 pm ]
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you hit the nail right on the head with this one... unfortunately its almost a Russian roulette, i have been with women who were ok but had the most amazing vagina and visa versa...

but its just one of those things that we have to deal with... women have the same problem with men(as far as penis size goes) they don't know what their getting until they get it home
Author:  callmecaptain [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:10 am ]
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With all due respect I'm going to impart this story to try and prevent others from suffering what I once had to go through.

The first girl I seriously dated was a HB9.5. After we were together for a while she'd give me head and I'd go down on her - then we'd get down and have sex. Well, I quickly noticed that about 6/7 days of the week she smelled awful. I've been to cheese factories that are more pleasant smelling. So I came up with this little routine to prevent me from making a misinformed dive:

The Smell Check Routine:

You're making out with your g/f, a chick you met at a bar, some milf on the street etc etc. You know it's going somewhere and LMR doesn't seem like it's going to be a problem. Before you get a raging boner and listen to it first run a little diagnostic test. Stick a finger down there. Play with her clit a bit and then penetrate with your finger of choice. Now comes the important part. Take her shirt off and work your way around her body kissing it. Touch her breasts and bring your face near your hand to start kissing her nipples. She shoud be pretty into it by this point. Move your face right next to your hand (the one that scouted) and get a nonchalant whiff of the finger in question. Quickly you'll be able to tell what the next course of action should be. If you have ANY doubt whatsoever ABORT.

Warning: Stinky pussyface will ruin your libido for a minimum 24 hour period.

This little tactic helped me get out of some potentially bad situations.

I hope this is useful to somebody.

God Speed.

CPT
Author:  Sincerelee [ Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:27 pm ]
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For a LTR, buy her a set of panties with the day of the week on them. If it's Saturday and she is wearing Wednesday panties...give her a bath first.
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