PUA Forum
https://pick-up-artist-forum.com/

23 year old Virgin - How do I f-close this one?
https://pick-up-artist-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=26092		 Page 1 of 1
Author:  Elytus [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  23 year old Virgin - How do I f-close this one?
Dear friends,
I met this Goddess like hot girl 9 in the bar I used to work in.
I was the bartender and she was a client. She got a little drunk and went to the men's bathroom accidentally. I went to take a leak and busted her for being in there. Then she asked me if I was leaving the bar when it closed.
Me: "Why do you ask?"
She: "Do I have to exlplain?"
Dude in the bathroom: "Woooow"
After that I just hold her hands, kino escalate and k-close her.
I get her number and we go out on many many dates.
Mountain climbing. Nature walking. Wine drinking.
We have a great time together and one day she comes home with me. We make out heavily in my bed and when she is about to take her clothes off she says: "I can't do this"
I ask why and ask her (joking) if she is a virgin.
She reluctanctly confesses that Yes and that I'm wasting my time.
I say "sex is not all I'm after, you know"
We fool around a little more and she says she can never see me again.
Next week we're together again making out strongly, this time in her house. We do this for weeks. It's been 2 months since I know her now. She is 23 years old, super hot body, super cute face, is super attracted to me but always wants to stop seeing me because she says that if she continues she is gonna give in to sex, which she doesn't want to, morally, and ethically. But instinctively and animalistically i know she wants to. Everytime I finger her and am deep inside (with my fingers or tongue) her body is screaming "Pleaaaaseee fuck me!!!"
Now she is moving to a town 8 hours away from here and that is the "plausible excuse" she uses not to be together with me when I suggested us dating as a couple. But I know that what she is really afraid of is that she will give in for SEX and that is something she doesn't want because she is a hardcore christian that believes in sex after marriage.
My question, fellow PUAS of the world, is simply one:

How do I fuck-close a 23-year-old virgin girl?

She already put a time constraint on me saying that from tomorrow on (8.8.2008) she is having a friend by her place and therefore can't have me there anymore and that she is leaving town in 2 weeks.

I just want to meet her 1 more time (our physical connection is highly, dangerously, chemically strong, hehehe ;-)) and fuck the daylight out of her. Pound her hard like she will never be again in life! A last perfect date ending up in a last (and first) perfect fuck. This my friends, would be amazing!

Any suggestions?
Author:  Roads [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:48 pm ]
Post subject: 
There's this species of endangered antelope that lives up north in the Canadian region of the arctic circle. Will you be the hunter that shoots one of the last ones and collects its skull for your trophy case, or will you ease off the trigger and let it go?

And before Beschatten replies, no you can't tranquilize it and molest it you sick sick pervert.
Author:  Masterlock [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:26 pm ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
There's this species of endangered antelope that lives up north in the Canadian region of the arctic circle. Will you be the hunter that shoots one of the last ones and collects its skull for your trophy case, or will you ease off the trigger and let it go?

And before Beschatten replies, no you can't tranquilize it and molest it you sick sick pervert.
I repent for voting yes to this poll all because of you, my friend.

Sorry Elytus...
Author:  ConspiracyTheory [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:50 pm ]
Post subject: 
i'm with roads, let it go... but get her to give you a goodbye blowjob :twisted:
Author:  Top-ster [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:27 pm ]
Post subject: 
If it's a religious thing, I think it would be disrespectful to her, but "morally and ethically"? That's BS and you should know that. Sex is proven to reduce stress and increase longevity and overall happiness. The only real downside is getting her pregnant, but so long as you aren't stupid that's easily avoided. STD's shouldn't be a worry since she's a virgin, and, presumably, you don't have any.....right?
Author:  Soul teen [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:53 pm ]
Post subject: 
I don't know about having sex with her but I once went out with a girl like that when I was around 15.

This girl was a 10 (not 9.9) but it didn't even matter. I saw my feelings in what you wrote. You have a very deep connection with this girl. I broke it off with her because she was from a strict family and also a devout Catholic. I couldn't take her to parties and sex was out of the question. I miss her and still think about her alot even though we are still friends. I can't go back on what I did because we have moved into totally different worlds by now and she is in a LTR with a prince (yes, a real prince).

What I'm trying to say is... don't mess it up with her if she really means something to you.

If what I said has no relevance to you then thanks for reading anyway :P

-Soul
Author:  Ezo [ Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:37 pm ]
Post subject: 
Respect her wishes but escalate, she is eventually going to give in to somebody, why not you? Do not move too fast or too far before she is ready. Just fingering her is quite good, that is having sex.

Make sure you show her a bit more of your world each time you hang out, she is obviously interested in new experiences. Let her suck and touch etc. Get familiar with your organ. ;)

Would I kill the last of a species? Yes, if it is gonna die anyway.
Author:  Simpua [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 23 year old Virgin - How do I f-close this one?
Quote:
I say "sex is not all I'm after, you know"
.
.
.
.
I just want to meet her 1 more time (our physical connection is highly, dangerously, chemically strong, hehehe ;-)) and fuck the daylight out of her. Pound her hard like she will never be again in life! A last perfect date ending up in a last (and first) perfect fuck. This my friends, would be amazing!
Ummm.... does anyone else see the irony here?

Elytus, my advice would be to move on.
Author:  Alphabeater [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Dirty religeon?
I'm not a Christian.

I have nothing against those who are Christians, but I frankly have yet to meet one.

Personally I don't believe a word of the New Testament but if you're trying to seduce a Christian girl (I have one's number in my pocket as I type) who is against sex before marriage, you might want to take issue with where that little edict comes from...

If Christianity is based on the teachings of Christ, then the whole abstinence thing really shouldn't feature... He never actually says anything about not shagging.

The nearest he gets is when some bird's been caught in ADULTERY and is about to get stoned and he comes up with the "let he who's without sin cast the first stone" line.... You probably know it whether you're religious or not... He then says to her "go and sin no more".

So for Christians, the nearest the big man gets to saying sex is a sin, is if it's when you're CHEATING.

Nothing, repeat NOTHING about sex before marriage, threesomes with the Simpson sisters, screwing your sister or frankly anything else.

By contrast, there's a whole world of stuff about "not keeping your light under a bushel", "using your talents" etc etc which could be taken as direct instruction TO GET OUT THERE AND MAKE THE MOST OF LIFE. INCLUDING SCREWING, YES DAMMIT, SCREWING FOR JESUS!

One thing about this... I've read that using reported text is a good way of making girls relax (for example you say "my friend told me that having your tits rubbed is a good way to improve your grades" etc)...

Couching something in the form of a theological discussion rather than a direct request might help...

"Where do you think Jesus would have stood on the issue of girls going down on guys? My friend who's a priest reckons he was in favor of swallowing you know"...

And if you're Christian and I've offended you, I apologize unreservedly, it really wasn't my intention to do so...
Author:  Zip [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:10 pm ]
Post subject: 
People who are religiously waiting for marriage and still hook up with people are tricky. Respect their wishes, even though, IMO, they are hypocritical. I don't care if you're fingering her, she's not practicing abstinence. Abstinence is about purity of thought and action. Oral sex is sex, and third base is pushing it.

Plus, abstinence came around during a time where men were worried about daughters being valuable and not giving syphilis to the rest of the family line. There we go. The old Test. also says don't cut the hair on the sides of your head..... I'm going to stop before this turns into a religious thing.

Even though I take a more mythical/metaphorical view on religion, that doesn't mean I take those who are historical/literal about religion for granted.

Just because I get off from watching others eat bacon I make, because I'm rockin at cookin bacon, I'm not going to get my jollies from making an orthodox jew so hungry to the point he's going to go crazy when I put a plate of it in front of him.
Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/